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This is my final assessment piece for my Digital Compositing course. I'm hoping some Hollywood highroller will throw a few mil at me to write the script.

It's sad how much time went into this.

I've pretty much finished my final assessment piece for the course Great Destiny Man, I am not sure when I'll be able to upload it though because I think it's supposed to be assessed first. Also, there's heaps of effects and large raster images in there so I think I'll have to make a different version for Newgrounds...and that might take a while because right now I can't stand the sight of the damn thing cause I've been looking at it for so long.

This is the walkthrough I wrote as part of the submission requirements if anyone is interested.

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38 Comments

Nov. 2, 2009 | 10:41 PM fluffkomix says:

thats amazing. could've used a one or two more fake clips though.

Nov. 2, 2009 | 10:45 PM SPace says:

i want great destiny man like Captain Manlove wants a greasy, mullet'd sidekick

Nov. 2, 2009 | 10:56 PM Sexual-Lobster responds:

captain manlove has no less than five mulleted sidekicks, each greasier than the last.

Nov. 2, 2009 | 10:49 PM VidGameDude says:

6:42 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9QmxZ bTlJw
^---please tell me there will be Rocket jetpack penguins also

great flash dude

l8s

Nov. 2, 2009 | 10:57 PM Sexual-Lobster responds:

there will be now!

Nov. 2, 2009 | 11:00 PM Eammy says:

What does the little bear say before the big bear says "I have a brain injury"?

Nov. 2, 2009 | 11:22 PM Sexual-Lobster responds:

"Why can't you just catch salmon like all the other dads"

you know i listened to it again and its perfectly clear to me?

Nov. 2, 2009 | 11:01 PM NegativeONE says:

Haha, how do you make me laugh more in half a minute than most full animations?

A: Witchcraft

Nov. 2, 2009 | 11:23 PM Sexual-Lobster responds:

NO its wizardry! i'm a man, damnit!

Nov. 2, 2009 | 11:03 PM TheBoogley says:

Great Destiny Man! it looks great, the blog was interesting.

Nov. 2, 2009 | 11:23 PM Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks!

Nov. 2, 2009 | 11:07 PM VidGameDude says:

Are you serious?
wow i inspired an animator ^_^

good luck bro

l8s

Nov. 2, 2009 | 11:25 PM Sexual-Lobster responds:

uh well i should be clear that its not a film i'm actually going to make, its a completely fake trailer, i meant that when spielberg throws millions at me to write the script i'll throw some jetpack penguins in there for the lulz

Nov. 2, 2009 | 11:10 PM WAaAzZAaA says:

you the man!!

or crustacean....

Nov. 2, 2009 | 11:25 PM Sexual-Lobster responds:

amphibian, actually.

Nov. 3, 2009 | 12:11 AM VidGameDude says:

and dont forget about the spoils you shall claim when it happens : o

Nov. 3, 2009 | 12:13 AM ethansmith918 says:

You're fucking hilarious, Sexual Lobster! You're by far one of my favorite flash artists. Tell me, how long did it take you to make this?

Nov. 3, 2009 | 12:21 AM Sexual-Lobster responds:

thankyou kindly. its hard to say really, i made it over several chunks of time, working on another film in between. suffice it to say TOO LONG.

Nov. 3, 2009 | 12:14 AM TheSilkyjoe123 says:

i love you

Nov. 3, 2009 | 12:14 AM CantflyRyan says:

Is it just me or does this trailer seem like it would become a low budget Dreamworks movie?

But in all seriousness, your ability to put a huge, dorky grin on my face because of a 30 second video is simply amazing.

Nov. 3, 2009 | 12:22 AM Sexual-Lobster responds:

glad you liked it!

low budget in the US = extremely high budget here in Australia. GIVE ME MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nov. 3, 2009 | 1:13 AM SirUndead says:

I'm surprised they don't force you to get examined for the crazy stuff you submit to them.

Anyway, love the trailer, I'd watch that movie totally if you made it. Great Destiny Man looks excellent as well.

Perhaps the pit was created by a bear crashing a missile, and the walruses were added later. They didn't mention that in the brochure!

Nov. 3, 2009 | 1:31 AM Sexual-Lobster responds:

reading your comment i suddenly realised i haven't given any thought to how the bear would actually dismount from the missile without plunging to its death.

Nov. 3, 2009 | 2:11 AM Sairex says:

No Halloween flash from you this year?

Nov. 3, 2009 | 6:29 AM Sexual-Lobster responds:

no halloween flash from me any year. its not a big deal here in australia

Nov. 3, 2009 | 4:20 AM exotworking says:

great destiny man looks promising!

Nov. 3, 2009 | 6:29 AM Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks, i've been working on it for ages so i'll be glad to finally get it out there

Nov. 3, 2009 | 4:22 AM mrnihil says:

saving the presbearterian church from neo-berserkers and getting the girl.

"dyaaaaaum i gotta get me wanna those!"

*explosion explosion explosion*

and then you'll be rich. congrats.

Nov. 3, 2009 | 6:30 AM Sexual-Lobster responds:

iron clad promise: there will be no less than seventeen love interests

Nov. 3, 2009 | 5:08 AM Catalyste says:

Everytime your stuff just makes me laugh. I don't know what it is, but there's this refreshing air to it....

Nov. 3, 2009 | 6:30 AM Sexual-Lobster responds:

i spray all of my work with deoderant

Nov. 3, 2009 | 6:03 AM JohnnyUtah says:

hey buddy, you should have a tv show

Nov. 3, 2009 | 6:31 AM Sexual-Lobster responds:

i dunno, it took me so long to do this 30 second piece, i would need at least 300 monkeys to crank out enough good material for a show.

Nov. 3, 2009 | 10:19 AM Wonchop says:

I'd probably have more interest in Contra if you could play as a bear.

Nov. 3, 2009 | 11:49 AM armagedondude24 says:

"unbearable" out next fall
"the most action packe film of the year" the bear times
"so action packed i shat my self twice!" armagedondude24
(super funny! and what would really happen if missiles where surfed by bears?)

Nov. 3, 2009 | 5:31 PM Sexual-Lobster responds:

i suspect the brave bears in question would die

Nov. 3, 2009 | 1:42 PM xerochi says:

Very good dispite the lack BAY-splosions. And poor character development. And large breasted women. And Tranforming things. And lazers. And Aliens. But still Great!!!

Nov. 3, 2009 | 5:32 PM Sexual-Lobster responds:

oh don't worry all of those things will be in the film

Nov. 3, 2009 | 1:51 PM jackmang says:

Hmmm this will be...
AWSOME, liked the animation too. Plus the awsome phrases!

But why are there no crazy turtles with rockets?!

Nov. 3, 2009 | 5:32 PM Sexual-Lobster responds:

thats a good question, i will address this issue by adding crazy turtles with rockets to the script.

Nov. 3, 2009 | 2:14 PM 14hourlunchbreak says:

New York Times has called it:
More intense than camping.

Nov. 3, 2009 | 5:34 PM Sexual-Lobster responds:

that sounds pretty underwhelming really, oh well the new york times are a snooty bunch arent they

Nov. 3, 2009 | 2:25 PM TehdeShite says:

UnTEHDeABle SHAAaaaaahah

Nov. 3, 2009 | 2:31 PM recoomeBOOM says:

You sir have outdone yourself and if you don't get an A i know a certain Recoome who will eraser gun your professor.

I miss manny

Nov. 3, 2009 | 5:34 PM Sexual-Lobster responds:

we all miss manny, son, but he's in a better place now.

Nov. 3, 2009 | 2:54 PM andyopus says:

god dayum, you're my favourite thing ever.

Nov. 3, 2009 | 5:34 PM Sexual-Lobster responds:

thankyou kindly.

Nov. 3, 2009 | 4:30 PM TheThingy5 says:

i'm more excited about great destiny man than i was with Phillips' Waterlollies :S
:)

Nov. 3, 2009 | 5:35 PM Sexual-Lobster responds:

i hope i haven't hyped it up too much, its only 1:20 in length!

Nov. 3, 2009 | 5:42 PM Zyphonee says:

Man that's offensive, my bear was killed by a brain contusion.

He was the best bear ever...

Nov. 6, 2009 | 1:09 AM Sexual-Lobster responds:

i'm calling you out on that one, you've never owned a bear.

Nov. 3, 2009 | 5:51 PM JonBro says:

All of Michael Bay's greatest films are unbearable.
:3

Nov. 6, 2009 | 1:08 AM Sexual-Lobster responds:

i see what you did there and i like it.

Nov. 5, 2009 | 8:26 PM Jargonmaster says:

leave it to L. Zorgatron to create a film featuring long phallic objects being projected into virgin skyscape

Nov. 6, 2009 | 1:12 AM Sexual-Lobster responds:

i like the phrase "virgin skyscape", but yes missiles sure are phallic

Nov. 6, 2009 | 12:21 PM knightsofthecircle says:

Nah man, you're going in the wrong direction. Americans don't want to see explosions or bears anymore, they want to see half-naked vampires that sparkle when the sun shines on them.

Nov. 8, 2009 | 12:15 AM Sexual-Lobster responds:

i havent seen the twilight films, but didn't transformers 2 make $1bil??

Nov. 7, 2009 | 6:23 PM Shock-Dingo says:

Absolutely brilliant idea! I need to win huge sums of money so I can ship it to you, then you'll be able to make this into a magnificent blockbuster! It will be remembered as the most extreme movie of all time! :)

Nov. 8, 2009 | 12:16 AM Sexual-Lobster responds:

if you send me $10mil i'll write you up as a producer, then people will PAY you to give them money.

Nov. 13, 2009 | 1:26 AM Stavalya says:

DUDE HOW DO U THINK OF THIS DAM UR THE MOST HELRIOUS PERSON EVER

Nov. 13, 2009 | 10:17 PM Sexual-Lobster responds:

THANKS MAN

Nov. 17, 2009 | 2:00 AM ut2k4wikichici says:

BAREable!

Funny, cant wait for GDM!

Dec. 1, 2009 | 12:23 PM bigmamadog317 says:

This video made my day. I love bears. Bears surfing missiles are even better.

Dec. 2, 2009 | 3:13 PM walzabanks4 says:

this better be(ar) real

Dec. 13, 2009 | 2:11 AM TheDeathlessPrince says:

I hope you're not serious, if they give you money they're going to expect you to speak American... you poor poor bastard. I'd miss your sweet Brisbane accent.

If you want to make the world happy, write a decent Dungeons and Dragons movie... preferably about The Hordes of the Underdark, first you would get all the D&D fans watching it... then you'd get all the Neverwinter Nights fans watching it. Americans are bound to give you money for that... it would make them money.

On a slightly related subject... why don't you make your own film?

Dec. 15, 2009 | 12:19 AM Sexual-Lobster responds:

ha ha don't worry its a joke

i don't really know anything about the d&d world i'm afraid.

Jan. 2, 2010 | 6:21 PM Bloodman101 says:

Off Topic:
I was surfing the channels this morning and on ABC1 I saw a Parliament parody type cartoon showing in the credits of some show and as soon as I saw the Face Animations and Kevin Rudd frustrated that the Italy representative barged in with two babes, I had to say to myself, 'Is that the guy that made Parliament Deathmatch on newgrounds?'
So anyway, Congrats on the show, what's it called? Q&A or Qanda or something.

Should upload the eps from ABC1 to Newgrounds. I'd like to see them again, maybe you'll get a collection page?