00:00
00:00
Sexual-Lobster
Where cartoons go to die.

Male

Animator!

Australia

Joined on 4/12/05

Level:
18
Exp Points:
3,338 / 3,600
Exp Rank:
16,115
Vote Power:
5.98 votes
Rank:
Civilian
Global Rank:
76,064
Blams:
2
Saves:
82
B/P Bonus:
0%
Whistle:
Normal
Trophies:
253
Medals:
24
Supporter:
11y 6m 2d
Gear:
3

So it turns out I'm a prophet...

Posted by Sexual-Lobster - June 24th, 2010


Earlier today Julia Gillard deposed Kevin Rudd. I predicted it would happen last June in Parliament Deathmatch.

Copenhagen went down in flames (it didn't literally burn but it may as well have) due to different nations stuffing around. I predicted that too in Captain Planet goes to Copenhagen.

So now all I need for a prophecy trifecta is for Raptor Jesus to return to Earth and devour a baby. Or Tony Abbott pole dancing, I'll take either one.


Comments

The first thing I thorght of when I heard about Rudd was parliment deathmatch.

So if your a psychic, tell me, will I die alone?

everyone dies alone

Don't doubt yourself. You really need the ego boost. And, we all know raptor jesus only likes the most succulent livers on the planet....captain planet? Too eerie.

hey, you're right, i DO suffer from a crippling lack of self confidence.

tell us more beautiful man

well, i think there'll be a double dip recession, i think the housing bubble here in australia will burst, i think the smurf movie will suck...basically i'm a doom and gloom pessimist.

THE VELOCIRAPTURE COMES, AND YOU, GREASY MOOSE SHALL LEAD THE WAY!

um NO i will lead the way in the opposite direction, i'm keeping my liver where it is thank you very much!!

Haha, straight after I heard the news this morning it made me want to watch Parliament Deathmatch again, so I went onto NG and watched it.

gillard and rudd probably didn't realise the advertising boost they'd be giving me. they might have acted different if they had.

witchcraft on my newgrounds ?

the only spells i cast are spells of love.

how the fuck did she get out of the kitchen?

she has a man slave. and apparently she has a fruit bowl or something but its empty.

Submitted: 06/28/2009
Today: 06/24/2010

How close was that!

actually in the lizard vortex a year is 4 days shorter than it is on earth!

I don't know which I'd rather have come true...

this site is full of paranormal entities..

i heard eating a crap load of marsh mellow fluff gives you psychic powers

can you confirm?

i can confirm that i've not recently eaten whatever that is.

Hahaha that's so awesome. I really hope your trifecta happens. In your next toon predict anarchy :)

in my next toon i will predict that my penis will inexplicably grow to huge proportions and that my hair will never fall out.

I knew your cartoons couldn't just be that crazy because you imagined the ideas... it HAD to be a well disguised prophecy.

well, there was a lot of rolling around on the floor and frothing during the writing stage, but that's normal.

I do hope that the Tony Abbott pole dancing thing never comes to life. *cringe*

be strong, friend, be strong. you can always look away.

Predict something for me then, I need some luck

i predict...that...i will go to work today...and...it will suck.

i'll let you know how it goes.

^---zing!

*Poke*

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/xwolfx6/not-nice">http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/xw olfx6/not-nice</a>

take the time to look at this please sir

wow that's beautiful.

What is a Copenhagen?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cope nhagen_climate_conference

ALL OBEY THE SNAKE OVERLORD!!!!!!!!!

GOD SAVE US ALL!!!!!!!!!!1

god is on HER side.

More Results