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Quest of the Manwhore update

Posted by Sexual-Lobster - March 16th, 2011

I'm working on a sequel of sorts to Dance of the Manwhore. I should have it done in 2 weeks or so, but it may be a little longer. I am proud to say I am making it with the help of a Newgrounds sponsorship!

In the true spirit of method acting, I am inhabiting Fernando's way of life in order to better portray his wild, savage beauty in the film, but only up to a point. No, I am not sleeping with beautiful women for money, nor am I subsisting on a diet of crack and yoghurt. Basically I'm growing a beard and not wearing a shirt. I'm sure there are those among you who don't consider this method acting. Well, I challenge you to not be bound by the constrictive fabric prison of a shirt, nor the cruel kiss of a razor, nay, even the moist oppression of pants for an extended period of time, without experiencing some lightening of the spirit.

Quest of the Manwhore update

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JakBaronKing 2011-03-17 00:22:10

Manwhore is such a cool cartoon.

He needs to f**k a pie. His favorite flavor should be cherry.

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-17 00:22:10

fernando does not spill his seed for pastry.

Pixelested 2011-03-17 00:27:24

This needs much more pixel molesting... I am so in.

But for a guarantee, I will not hold back when he gives me the grease.

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-17 00:27:24

i expect nothing less.

metalismylife6699 2011-03-17 00:47:39

my body is ready.

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-17 00:47:39

is your wallet ready?

Shock-Dingo 2011-03-17 00:54:22

Your dedication to your work sir....makes you...A KING! Godspeed with your methodology!

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-17 00:54:22

i need all the moral support i can get, my face is getting itchy and my girlfriend is complaining.

AgentCheese 2011-03-17 01:04:16

As a beard aficionado, I am glad to see one man doing his part in continuing the resurrection of the beard as the most appropriate facial styling of the 22nd Century, following its concerted discrimination during the 21st. The beard is a historically-significant expression of manly potency and useful indicator of potency.

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-17 01:04:16

22nd century eh, wow are you already writing this century off?

Moennet 2011-03-17 01:32:13

Man, I wish I could pull off candy-wearing like Fernando and Katy... /sigh

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-17 01:32:13

i bet you've never even tried.

happyrainbowparadise 2011-03-17 02:05:15

I FUCKING LOVE YOU

Arin3000 2011-03-17 02:10:19

lol with that hair hes probs making fun of lady gaga or stuf

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-17 02:10:19

i thought about parodying her, but she gets enough attention as it is.

ViperKilo 2011-03-17 04:03:41

-also, we need pleasure island 4.
fernando vs walrus..lobster..thing
it will be epic

it will be perverted

it will be epicly perverted.

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-17 04:03:41

its not that epic really, maybe thats why i haven't finished it yet

JakBaronKing 2011-03-17 04:44:55

another song at least?

Hozzey 2011-03-17 04:47:07

As attractive as a sweaty dugong on july and sweet as a tasty dingleberry in the mid winter. You sure are beautiful like a combination of a liger mixed with a pig on heat. The sound of your voice is appealing like a Sasquatch on an excercycle and the smell of your hair is like a sweet but sour lemony kiss from a monk fish. They way your eyes pierce my soul like a flaming arrow shot up my hemroids but the feeling is like petting a smothered Canary that has started decaying near a land fill. They way your lips are remind me like the vagina of a camel that has lip gloss on it but Im sure your lips are more sweet like the bum hole of a strawberry.

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-17 04:47:07

uh thanks!

gerardus93 2011-03-17 06:53:08

Man..!! I know this picture..
I mean, this is real.. Almost real,
is it from the parody ??

Check out this video ----> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WZGyzz5O-U">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WZGyz z5O-U</a>
Almost like you, lol
Just kiding

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-17 06:53:08

woah that was confronting....ly awesome!

JohnnyUtah 2011-03-17 06:55:29

i feel like little girl waiting for her birthday pony!

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-17 06:55:29

excellent, nothing warms my heart like little girl tears (your pony will be soiled)

Lundsfryd 2011-03-17 07:30:16

I hear you brother. Im proud to say I haven't shaved for several years now.. Im a free man.. Also, people no longer expect me to do stuff since I look like a lazy bum. The shirtlessness will have to wait until it gets warmer though.

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-17 07:30:16

i dont know how long i'll hold out, the complaints are coming in thick and fast now.

Zero863 2011-03-17 08:22:48

I remember fernando when he was but a young lad who just wanted to fish.

Then he became a whore. A man whore. Now he has bulma-hair.

What went wrong oh fernando? WHAT WENT WRONG?

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-17 08:22:48

theres only so much you can achieve in life when you grow up on a trawler.

Sephtis 2011-03-17 12:02:45

This is probably the 2nd most disturbing thing I've seen you do :P

Second only to Randy and his exploits with the man-whore in question.

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-17 12:02:45

so ive still got room to move?

TheLiam 2011-03-17 12:23:24

looking foward to it.

TowelMasterOfLulz 2011-03-17 14:07:22

is it strange that i am aroused by the picture?

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-17 14:07:22

no not at all, perfectly natural

SchnizzleFits 2011-03-17 14:10:29

Zero863, I think he just found who he was and accepted it. Something most of us still haven't done.

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-17 14:10:29

so true, so true.

afrosage 2011-03-17 19:36:13

Much respect sir, you are the king!!

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-17 19:36:13

aww shucks

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