00:00
00:00
Sexual-Lobster
Where cartoons go to die.

Male

Animator!

Australia

Joined on 4/12/05

Level:
18
Exp Points:
3,338 / 3,600
Exp Rank:
16,034
Vote Power:
5.98 votes
Rank:
Civilian
Global Rank:
76,024
Blams:
2
Saves:
82
B/P Bonus:
0%
Whistle:
Normal
Trophies:
251
Medals:
24
Supporter:
11y 5m 12d
Gear:
3

Tank Awards.

Posted by Sexual-Lobster - April 11th, 2011


Quest of the Manwhore is up!

A few people have asked for the lyrics:

Gaze into my chocolate eyes
Let my music sterilise
Give to me your hard earned coin
I'll share with you my tortured groin

What you're feeling is not weird
You want to burrow in my beard
Gaze upon my chiselled abs
I no longer have the crabs

My rhymes will grab you by the throat
And ride you like a sturdy goat
I will drown you in my scent
with or without your consent

I am a whore of some renown
Your buttocks are my hunting ground
I am a manwhore without peer
Absorbing sex from the atmosphere

woahwoahwowowowowowoah

Pressure building like a cyst
I want to share with you love's fist
I'll lick your feet, I'll wear a collar
I'll do anything for a dollar

I will fit you like a glove
More precious than a father's love
not that i would really know
....hmmm.....

I like my women rich and young
The kiss of yoghurt on my tongue
I wield a fleshy latin sword
Raptor jesus is my lord

Let me be your phantom limb
Crack and yoghurt keeps me slim.
Struggling with modernity
A whore for all eternity

___
***edit***
I have cast my vote, and shame upon everyone who didn't try to influence my decisions with vast sums of money. You have to live with yourselves now.
****
Yet again Tom Fulp has conferred a huge amount of personal power to me and asked me to be a judge for the tank awards.

Given that with this honour comes a huge amount of influence and responsibility, and that I have demonstrated in the past that I am willing to wield this power without a shred of fairness and objectivity, I am a little surprised by the complete lack of offers of bribery I have received. There is still a few days to remedy this situation.

What are your picks?

Tank Awards.


Comments

i heard quest of the man whore is pretty good...........

pokemon tower defense is pretty good thou.

how could you have heard that, no one's seen it yet!

I will send u a kilt.

TCD

...does that mean i'd have to wear it?

I'll give you my soul... Which could probably buy you a decent bagel in Philadelphia. And there be walrus here... They just tend to hide where none shall look.

aah the hidden walrus, scourge of wall spaces everywhere.

This is what I would pick to win the tank awards, I mean who didnt get their ears impregnated by frenando?

perhaps next year, if raptor jesus favours me.

i told people that quest of the manwhore is pretty good. i told them yesterday.

before you'd seen it? i hope it lived up.

i will be perparing to give you my
evil floating magical cow moose dead warrior chicken wearing a top hot
or a magical flying pink farting taco pony....

well then, i look forward to receiving it.

Woah woah woah woah wowoah woah woah woah wowoah woooaaahhh.....Wowowoah wowowoaaah wowowowowoooaaahh....

zzzzzzooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh

damn you sexy man whore you make another song that blows my mind, and makes me jizz my self, haha you need to post your FLPS for people wanting to remix your shit you.

still the best mother fucking flash artiest

thanks!

The Pigpen or Katan

The Pigpen I would say because it is not only an excellent animation, but it's well organized, has a great sense of flow, and overall has a great meaning to it. Overall definite contender.

Katan I would say because it's just a fun, well animated, and artistically done piece. The ending was priceless as well.

Those are my two picks.

yes i enjoyed both a lot.

dude you should have just torn the time space continuum and just vote for yourself, also will you be doing any new flash about Raptor Jesus?

if i don't get nominated next year, i will definitely tear the space time continuum, thanks for the suggestion.

U THINK UR SO GREAT

and you're right.

agreed.

Katan/GoneTooFar2 for best movies

Happy Wheels and Epic Battle Fantasy 3 for best games.

Nothing else on those lists comes close.

Not bad, but I think Dance of the Manwhore is better.

Even though your songs make people dirty it hasn't happened to me. Nice flash by the way.

thanks!

Of course Quest of the Manwhore next year! Oh, and Leo and Satan.

ah yes. we aussies have the best comedians. and flash artists. you sir make us look like raptor jesus in the shape of aus

i don't think im typical of australian humour at all!

I would love tp be part of the sexual lobster team if there is anything you need i can offer i'd like to be of service.

thanks for the offer.

Song was amazing... and what happened to Hernando?, is he dead?

he's pulling bongs at his beach shack and catching waves (while still wearing a cape).

Loving the new Fernando flash, it's got quite a nice rythm.

thanks!

More Results