I have in my possession the greatest action figures in all of history and eternity.
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those are lovely
lovely?...or PANTSWETTINGLY AWESOME?
Who's the faggot with a tuba?
missing raptor jesus ... sorry. but decent. Also, I stopped George-Michael-ing my beard and it's gotten fairly ridiculous.
i believe you are missing the yogurt
fernando's yoghurt will be an expensive accessory, and as soon as everyone buys it we will re-release the action figures with the yoghurt for free with large stickers saying "NOW WITH ADDITIONAL YOGHURT!!!!"
i want them..... name your price
i will not depart with them freely. you would need to know all of my secrets.
That is very sexual, I think it was my destiny to see this.
Those look like DOLLS!
i think you meant to say ACTION FIGURES!
i need the elephant son action figure before you buy me in
Those best be pose-able.
I demand a walrus lobster doll.
or ill pay 20$ bucks for the first gooseman doll.
Preferbly with voodoo pins included.
i would only consider a walrus doll if it had a fully functional mouth laser.
VODOO ACTION FIGURES
Sweet baby-eating raptor Jesus, these are immaculate. What are they made with? High quality cocaine based plastics and Fernando's beard hair? That alone would make them nearly priceless.
as far as i can tell they are made with some kind of titanium-diamond fabric. either one could be used as a cudgel.
Dear God, They're beautiful :O
Why would you make voodoo dolls? Bad vibes, bro. D:
i didnt make them, and they're not voodoo dolls.
I will eat Yogurt off of you.
I cannot describe...the beauty of these....figures.......I AM SPEECHLESS....
I've always been firmly opposed to toys being called action figures unless they have an 'action' (whacking arms, googly eyes, etc.)
as i said to to CubanSpartan, they can be used as cudgels.
MoriChax make them for you?
u should ask raptor jesus 2 bless those holy action figures
as a self appointed high priest of the order i'm pretty sure everything i do has his blessing.
do want, i'll buy them both!
Gooseman and Fernando Vodoo dolls EPIC WIN
I jizzed in my pants when I seen them, when I changed into another pair of pants I jizzed in my pants again from seeing them again.
OHMAHFOCKENGOAWDETHOSEPROBLABLYCOSTLI EKONEBAJULIIENMONEYSTHEYREFUCKUINGAWS UMNEAT
why can't i fans as cool as yours?
maybe I do, but everything I get sent is always covered in dicks.
MY FANS ARE THE BEST SEAMSTRESSES IN ALL THE COSMOS
Too little thrusting pose.
Pure win. I wish they had existed when I was younger. I woulda paid alot of bird eggs for em.
i want a fernando action figure with speek ability
i mean imagine the action figure using these lines:
i like yoghurt hmmmmmm.... :) (licking sound)
fernando likes women with a special hobbyyyyyy..........
let there be no squids to slay, my spear will taste blood TODAY.
great crack addict with a yoghurt habbit coming through.
fernando likes to lock sexy women in his garage.....
would you like to know my favorite hobby? im sure that if i tell you you will get pleasure out of it too
i can imagine those sort of lines already :D
if talking action figures were as easy to make as t-shirts i would definitely do this.
I...I know what i must do now.
do tell. does it involve yoghurt?
those are PANTSWEATTINGLY AWESOME.
Wow, i was speechless, as the mere sight of your characters becoming action figures left me in awe
when will these be on sale?, i must buy
i am writing this from the docks of shanghai, soon i'll hit the sweatshops and see which one can offer me the best deal.
Raptor Jesus is missing from this duo.....the velociorapture may not commence without him
i agree, it would be hard to have the velocirapture without raptor jesus.
you are right.
is it weird that i dance along with fernando in dance of the manwhore?
for seem reason i seem to perform and enjoy it o__o
i'd say that's perfectly normal.
OMG! They're biger than God and Jesus. xD
Hey not my place to suggest stuff, but this sounded like it was right up your alley. I hope you take it as a complement since it reminded me of your style. just listen to the intro afterwards you can tune out if you don't like dub step. Again the narrative that takes place reminds me of your work. Its know as the tale of clarence baskerville here are two links. essentially with the intro of the first dubstep and if you jump around the vid of the second one you can take the narrative and use your characters. I see why you would refuse, its cool just had to put it out there.
1) http://youtu.be/GSVjp9UkW2w just the intro
2) http://youtu.be/FYhgxAt7bh4 jump around
the rest is up to ya....looking forward to some awesome flash
Yes sir, you are. And I'm rather envious >: P
Here to dominate the world! They do seem a tad lonely. I envision a collapsible Manny, and Randy complete with bucket-o-walrus grease. I'm rather envious these are the ONLY TWO in existence >: P
randy's walrus grease accessory should actually be real grease that you could boil and scold other toys with.
:( they must have the coolest of action poses full of actions..
watch them...stand! more like lean, really.
OH come on. I could make a better Gooseman than that -__-
the ball is in your court.
i will give you $150 for those no joke message me and we can set something up
when we go into mass production i will seek you out and offer two dolls to you at that price.
Where must I purchase these?
yes you do.
what gave u the idea to collect bird eggs and what do u use them for?
Next is, Blow-Up Fernando Dolls. Oh, I mean, "Action Figures" :3
ILL TAKE 8!!
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