Greatest Action Figures in history

2011-09-04 20:58:03 by Sexual-Lobster

I have in my possession the greatest action figures in all of history and eternity.

amirite?


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LuisLuis

2011-09-04 21:08:09

those are lovely

Sexual-Lobster responds:

lovely?...or PANTSWETTINGLY AWESOME?

.......fine, lovely.


magnetic-memoriesmagnetic-memories

2011-09-04 21:09:10

Who's the faggot with a tuba?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i...um...what?


RicePirateRicePirate

2011-09-04 21:09:59

missing raptor jesus ... sorry. but decent. Also, I stopped George-Michael-ing my beard and it's gotten fairly ridiculous.

man hug.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

*man hug*


TokingFireTokingFire

2011-09-04 21:16:04

GOOSEMAN!


PjorgPjorg

2011-09-04 21:26:14

Beautiful handywork.


hobocrowhobocrow

2011-09-04 21:32:08

i believe you are missing the yogurt

Sexual-Lobster responds:

fernando's yoghurt will be an expensive accessory, and as soon as everyone buys it we will re-release the action figures with the yoghurt for free with large stickers saying "NOW WITH ADDITIONAL YOGHURT!!!!"


Thefarmer100Thefarmer100

2011-09-04 22:00:20

i want them..... name your price

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i will not depart with them freely. you would need to know all of my secrets.


DCzerkies42DCzerkies42

2011-09-04 22:03:38

That is very sexual, I think it was my destiny to see this.


PhobotechPhobotech

2011-09-04 22:07:05

Those look like DOLLS!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i think you meant to say ACTION FIGURES!


BossBoss

2011-09-04 22:20:46

i need the elephant son action figure before you buy me in


RamUrMotherRamUrMother

2011-09-04 22:24:25

jizztastic


bigjonny13bigjonny13

2011-09-04 23:27:40

Those best be pose-able.


Manly-ChickenManly-Chicken

2011-09-04 23:35:56

Dolls.


VidGameDudeVidGameDude

2011-09-05 00:09:45

I demand a walrus lobster doll.
or ill pay 20$ bucks for the first gooseman doll.
Preferbly with voodoo pins included.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i would only consider a walrus doll if it had a fully functional mouth laser.


MacSimonMacSimon

2011-09-05 00:28:14

VODOO ACTION FIGURES


CubanSpartanCubanSpartan

2011-09-05 00:37:01

Sweet baby-eating raptor Jesus, these are immaculate. What are they made with? High quality cocaine based plastics and Fernando's beard hair? That alone would make them nearly priceless.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

as far as i can tell they are made with some kind of titanium-diamond fabric. either one could be used as a cudgel.


pkallmemberpkallmember

2011-09-05 00:49:23

Dear God, They're beautiful :O

Sexual-Lobster responds:

agreed.


GrimmShadowXIIIGrimmShadowXIII

2011-09-05 00:54:54

Why would you make voodoo dolls? Bad vibes, bro. D:

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i didnt make them, and they're not voodoo dolls.


FrozenFireFrozenFire

2011-09-05 00:54:56

I will eat Yogurt off of you.
Awesome!!


Zero863Zero863

2011-09-05 01:02:54

I cannot describe...the beauty of these....figures.......I AM SPEECHLESS....


WonchopWonchop

2011-09-05 09:27:41

I've always been firmly opposed to toys being called action figures unless they have an 'action' (whacking arms, googly eyes, etc.)

Sexual-Lobster responds:

as i said to to CubanSpartan, they can be used as cudgels.


LunafulLunaful

2011-09-05 12:10:27

MoriChax make them for you?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

nope


numanumamike86numanumamike86

2011-09-05 13:23:54

u should ask raptor jesus 2 bless those holy action figures

Sexual-Lobster responds:

as a self appointed high priest of the order i'm pretty sure everything i do has his blessing.


DennttiDenntti

2011-09-05 13:40:52

do want, i'll buy them both!


OsukaOsuka

2011-09-05 14:48:00

Gooseman and Fernando Vodoo dolls EPIC WIN


xXghoststruggXxxXghoststruggXx

2011-09-05 18:32:24

I jizzed in my pants when I seen them, when I changed into another pair of pants I jizzed in my pants again from seeing them again.


PegasuPegasu

2011-09-05 18:32:31

OHMAHFOCKENGOAWDETHOSEPROBLABLYCOSTLI EKONEBAJULIIENMONEYSTHEYREFUCKUINGAWS UMNEAT


JohnnyUtahJohnnyUtah

2011-09-05 19:03:14

why can't i fans as cool as yours?

maybe I do, but everything I get sent is always covered in dicks.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

MY FANS ARE THE BEST SEAMSTRESSES IN ALL THE COSMOS


ImpornantImpornant

2011-09-05 23:01:52

Too little thrusting pose.


slayerofmiceslayerofmice

2011-09-06 13:08:31

Pure win. I wish they had existed when I was younger. I woulda paid alot of bird eggs for em.


aztekenenaztekenen

2011-09-06 15:48:07

i want a fernando action figure with speek ability
i mean imagine the action figure using these lines:
i like yoghurt hmmmmmm.... :) (licking sound)
fernando likes women with a special hobbyyyyyy..........
let there be no squids to slay, my spear will taste blood TODAY.
great crack addict with a yoghurt habbit coming through.
fernando likes to lock sexy women in his garage.....
would you like to know my favorite hobby? im sure that if i tell you you will get pleasure out of it too

i can imagine those sort of lines already :D

Sexual-Lobster responds:

if talking action figures were as easy to make as t-shirts i would definitely do this.


ExcalebarExcalebar

2011-09-07 06:12:19

I...I know what i must do now.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

do tell. does it involve yoghurt?


dastresseddessertsdastresseddesserts

2011-09-09 20:56:00

those are PANTSWEATTINGLY AWESOME.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

agreed.


westwarren32westwarren32

2011-09-10 00:27:12

Wow, i was speechless, as the mere sight of your characters becoming action figures left me in awe

when will these be on sale?, i must buy

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i am writing this from the docks of shanghai, soon i'll hit the sweatshops and see which one can offer me the best deal.


BietarnuBietarnu

2011-09-10 01:59:22

Raptor Jesus is missing from this duo.....the velociorapture may not commence without him

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i agree, it would be hard to have the velocirapture without raptor jesus.


meisflashfanmeisflashfan

2011-09-10 08:05:27

you are right.


aztekenenaztekenen

2011-09-10 10:33:11

is it weird that i dance along with fernando in dance of the manwhore?
for seem reason i seem to perform and enjoy it o__o

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i'd say that's perfectly normal.


xicos12xicos12

2011-09-13 17:04:17

OMG! They're biger than God and Jesus. xD


5h4d0wm35h4d0wm3

2011-09-13 21:40:28

Hey not my place to suggest stuff, but this sounded like it was right up your alley. I hope you take it as a complement since it reminded me of your style. just listen to the intro afterwards you can tune out if you don't like dub step. Again the narrative that takes place reminds me of your work. Its know as the tale of clarence baskerville here are two links. essentially with the intro of the first dubstep and if you jump around the vid of the second one you can take the narrative and use your characters. I see why you would refuse, its cool just had to put it out there.
1) http://youtu.be/GSVjp9UkW2w just the intro
2) http://youtu.be/FYhgxAt7bh4 jump around
the rest is up to ya....looking forward to some awesome flash


YogibealYogibeal

2011-09-13 22:53:30

Yes sir, you are. And I'm rather envious >: P


YogibealYogibeal

2011-09-13 23:05:08

Here to dominate the world! They do seem a tad lonely. I envision a collapsible Manny, and Randy complete with bucket-o-walrus grease. I'm rather envious these are the ONLY TWO in existence >: P

Sexual-Lobster responds:

randy's walrus grease accessory should actually be real grease that you could boil and scold other toys with.


SasajunSasajun

2011-09-16 18:41:27

:( they must have the coolest of action poses full of actions..

Sexual-Lobster responds:

watch them...stand! more like lean, really.


XxOnyxHeartxXXxOnyxHeartxX

2011-09-17 11:59:21

OH come on. I could make a better Gooseman than that -__-

Sexual-Lobster responds:

the ball is in your court.


weedhippie69weedhippie69

2011-09-18 21:45:38

i will give you $150 for those no joke message me and we can set something up

Sexual-Lobster responds:

when we go into mass production i will seek you out and offer two dolls to you at that price.


heatmaster28heatmaster28

2011-09-22 19:14:03

Where must I purchase these?


dontiedontie

2011-09-27 00:14:55

yes you do.


aztekenenaztekenen

2011-09-29 11:46:10

what gave u the idea to collect bird eggs and what do u use them for?


satanicgoombasatanicgoomba

2011-09-29 23:33:51

Next is, Blow-Up Fernando Dolls. Oh, I mean, "Action Figures" :3


BlackShaftBlackShaft

2011-10-02 12:30:29

ILL TAKE 8!!