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Greatest Action Figures in history

Posted by Sexual-Lobster - September 4th, 2011


I have in my possession the greatest action figures in all of history and eternity.

amirite?


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do want, i'll buy them both!

Gooseman and Fernando Vodoo dolls EPIC WIN

I jizzed in my pants when I seen them, when I changed into another pair of pants I jizzed in my pants again from seeing them again.

OHMAHFOCKENGOAWDETHOSEPROBLABLYCOSTLI EKONEBAJULIIENMONEYSTHEYREFUCKUINGAWS UMNEAT

why can't i fans as cool as yours?

maybe I do, but everything I get sent is always covered in dicks.

MY FANS ARE THE BEST SEAMSTRESSES IN ALL THE COSMOS

Too little thrusting pose.

Pure win. I wish they had existed when I was younger. I woulda paid alot of bird eggs for em.

i want a fernando action figure with speek ability
i mean imagine the action figure using these lines:
i like yoghurt hmmmmmm.... :) (licking sound)
fernando likes women with a special hobbyyyyyy..........
let there be no squids to slay, my spear will taste blood TODAY.
great crack addict with a yoghurt habbit coming through.
fernando likes to lock sexy women in his garage.....
would you like to know my favorite hobby? im sure that if i tell you you will get pleasure out of it too

i can imagine those sort of lines already :D

if talking action figures were as easy to make as t-shirts i would definitely do this.

I...I know what i must do now.

do tell. does it involve yoghurt?

those are PANTSWEATTINGLY AWESOME.

agreed.

Wow, i was speechless, as the mere sight of your characters becoming action figures left me in awe

when will these be on sale?, i must buy

i am writing this from the docks of shanghai, soon i'll hit the sweatshops and see which one can offer me the best deal.

Raptor Jesus is missing from this duo.....the velociorapture may not commence without him

i agree, it would be hard to have the velocirapture without raptor jesus.

you are right.

is it weird that i dance along with fernando in dance of the manwhore?
for seem reason i seem to perform and enjoy it o__o

i'd say that's perfectly normal.

OMG! They're biger than God and Jesus. xD

Hey not my place to suggest stuff, but this sounded like it was right up your alley. I hope you take it as a complement since it reminded me of your style. just listen to the intro afterwards you can tune out if you don't like dub step. Again the narrative that takes place reminds me of your work. Its know as the tale of clarence baskerville here are two links. essentially with the intro of the first dubstep and if you jump around the vid of the second one you can take the narrative and use your characters. I see why you would refuse, its cool just had to put it out there.
1) <a href="http://youtu.be/GSVjp9UkW2w">http://youtu.be/GSVjp9UkW2w</a> just the intro
2) <a href="http://youtu.be/FYhgxAt7bh4">http://youtu.be/FYhgxAt7bh4</a> jump around
the rest is up to ya....looking forward to some awesome flash

Yes sir, you are. And I'm rather envious >: P

Here to dominate the world! They do seem a tad lonely. I envision a collapsible Manny, and Randy complete with bucket-o-walrus grease. I'm rather envious these are the ONLY TWO in existence >: P

randy's walrus grease accessory should actually be real grease that you could boil and scold other toys with.

:( they must have the coolest of action poses full of actions..

watch them...stand! more like lean, really.

OH come on. I could make a better Gooseman than that -__-

the ball is in your court.

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