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2012 predictions

Posted by Sexual-Lobster - December 31st, 2011


any predictions for the new year?

i predict nickelback will become ironically cool to listen to.


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I predict that SOPA gets rejected.

let us hope

I predict that I will be the best ever and better than all the rest ever.

i hope this comes to pass

i predict the ww3 will begin with america against sweden because of the butter crisis and at the end maybe the swidish will eat the americain alive or velociraptor will kill us all

i hope this comes to pass

We will evolve into a more divine form of life as our chromosomes expand and transcend us into higher consciousness, where we will end all forms of war, government, and suffering, ushering in a new era of enlightenment and happiness as we transform the world into a utopia, the second Eden.

Let's hope this has nothing to do with dogs doing science.

i hope this comes to pass

i predict that i will discover a new sex position!

i hope this comes to pass

A man in a velociraptor costume kills a bunch of people, is sprung from jail by a religious group believing him to be their savior and remains on the loose indefinitely.

i really hope this comes to pass

im going to be the positive one and say EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST THE SAME, aside from something new from apple.

i hope this comes to pa-...fuck it, i hope apple goes bankrupt

Obama's going DOWN!

i will enjoy watching the circus from a distance

virtual reality games

the sooner, the better (and make it like kirb's idea where you can fully customise yourself in any way)

i hope this comes to pass

Just make me cartoons, Lobster; because if you doooooooooooooooo.
There's another briefcase full of stylish sun glasses for youuuuuuuuuuuu.
Zzzzzzooooooooohhhhhhhhhh...

another? im still waiting for the first one.

AI intelligence will become self-aware through our cellphones first.

if its truly intelligent it will stop all this facebooking i keep hearing about

I already like Nickelback

ironically though, right? i mean, i know that's not what irony actually is, but it has also come to mean liking something that you know is utter garbage in order to troll others.

Pointless things will occur, get raised into a huge deal and end up with a new war.
Africa will continue to be ignored by the world even though it's a huge part of it, and people will piss on the edges of the toilets to make less noise... you know, the usual.

cheer up dude

That's only one prediction, not 2012.

you got me

After closing most websites and torturing any opposers, the USA will declare war against China because it became the 1st economy worldwide. It'll be the end of the world, the Mayans knew it

that sounds like something that would take 10 years, not 1

I predict There Will Be Blood.

i saw that, didn't really like it

the president of U.S will always be black.
The Australia's not gonna have another big flood.
We will survive .
and Fernando will fight pico.

i think fernando would see pico as an ally, why would they fight?

I predict that pretty much the whole world goes to shit. I live in Norway, and should be safe. But our virtual money (which all value these days exist in) is built on platforms spread throughout the world, which exists on other platforms. The vacuum/black hole of our economy (The US) is sucking the strength to support out of these platforms, with an evergrowing debt (now 56 trillions) that is left unpaid. The value is sucked out of the world with this debt, since someone is always paying the debt that is unpaid through work and dependence.

So, when the US economy no longer can make other people pay their debt, a random war will break out (to produce, to make money) and with today's nukes that are left unused are seen as the only option left, the world might end in a catastrophy.

The internet will end, I think. A bunch of new SOPA's are introduced all over the world, and people will eventually grow tired of resisting. At the same time, we are being scared shitless by national terror, making us beg for the government to take our rights away to protect us from the unlikely threat.

cheer up dude

Wait... SOPA... Perhaps the mayans were actually referring to the internet?
Oh shi-

im just happy we're only interested in adopting their calendar predictions and not their relentless human sacrificing.

all world leaders will take there true forms as talking animals

i hope so, no more hiding

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