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Sexual-Lobster
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Your new animation was brilliant, not unlike your others.

glad you liked it!

Flash was mad funny man! Just so damn random. And also kudos to the animation, it was wonderful.

thanks!

Fantastic film. Let us know if you make it on the show.

yeh i'll post the segment on youtube

Great film, awesome flash, but you know what?

Billy Mays is dead.

i didn't know that. i also don't know who that is.

Excellent new flash! Though I'm still waiting for a certain Pleasure Island 2: Electric Boogaloo but I can settle for this. Keep up the awesome work!

i'm almost finished pleasure island 2! almost as in 90%, i'll get it done over the next few weeks

It was so simple, how couldn't I see it. The reason Rudd is so smug is because he's a hamster.

Hope to see it on Q&A! Good luck.

thanks rubberninja!

Thanks for replying to my review, which made clear the objective of the flash, and in light of it, I would have probably increased the rating I gave it too.

Hope they select your piece for the show!

You were always my favorite. No I actually think it's bezman but I always get confused on the infamous scale of ugly you both are competing on..

thanks i think!

They'd be mad not to show it, the caricatures were perfect.

Is it just me or is Gillard just a little bit sexy?

it's hard to make cartoon chicks NOT sexy!

now all you need is a vid with you and and the bear taking over the world.

Another great animation. I would like to take Siobhan Finniss to dinner and a movie. Snake voice acting like that deserves no less.

I passed that on to Siobhan and she was very flattered, Biff.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

You really need to post the music that goes with your animations.

I don't know if you make it, or a buddy, but it is always top notch.

thanks, i make them, but they're only 15 second clips made specially for the cartoons, they don't work as songs.

It's like The Chaser meets Hamtaro, but man I gotta say this... Julia Gillard may be evil, twisted and manipulative but god damn she's a milf! Someone attractive is actually in parliament? No way!

Political humor is some of the best around, especially if it's done with some insight and a perverted streak (GNW anyone?).

Now the only question is, if Rudd is a hamster and Julia is a snake... what is Little Johnny?

hmm well someone suggested a sloth, but i don't think we have them in australia. platypus?

It wasnt a lizard? :(

originally rudd was going to be a large monitor lizard and malcolm turnbull was going to be a giant death-dealing crab, but then i realised that was just silly with no redeeming factors.

Hahaha, John should be a duck, or maybe a turkey or goose... what do we have that clings on to something dieing for as long as possible despite however many people try to dislodge it?

Actually now that I think about it... have Jonny open his mouth and have angry dog jump out. All you'd have to do is replace his head with Johnny's and they'd look exactly the same.

actually from your description the tapeworm springs to mind, possibly the least flattering animal anyone could choose!

lol it's good to know that there's some aussies from brisbane on newgrounds!

Not when you're from Brisbane mate... :'C

...It's bad here.

I showed some of your movies to my friends and now they want more camptin manlove or anything cool from you haha.

thanks for spreading the word!
i'm working on pleasure island 2 at the moment, hope to have it finished in 2 weeks or so

Although the gold coast does have plenty of prostitutes, you can even get vouchers for them, $80 instead of $120... or maybe they were for strippers, I think I was about 9 at the time so I don't remember everything.

Fortitude Valley's got a lot of gay bars but it's difficult to tell the gay bars from the regular bars and a vodka & lemonade alcopop will set you back about ten bucks.
When you can pick up a goon cask for ten bucks with forty times the alcohol content I can never bring myself to pay that much for lemonade, although there is my aversion to methyl ethanol and it's associated optic nerve dissolving properties.
That's why you should always drink good clean ethyl ethanol kids, it's the same great blood thinning agent without the added excruciating headache in the morning and a boiling point 11 degrees higher then methyl.

Now if only God could make me aspirin that doesn't destroy stomach lining... I'd be set for life.

Pleasure island 2? Can you answer my question... "What do necrophiliacs do with cremations?"

hmm, i'd say nothing.

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