They call me the pincher, a horny prawn
One night of passion and then I'm gone
"Please, stay with me" they silently beg
I say
"Close your heart girl, and open your legs"
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i like the first two lines
Our rendevous reaches inception
No more pleas for contraception
Let me be clear and forthright
I'm here to be your sodomite
fernando is no stranger to sodomy, but it's always consensual.
Your reply and Edit made me laugh a lot and I thank you for this. I'll come up with something more for the kids!
thanks for having a go!
That ass is like a nice big fruit
when i touch it you say im a pervert brute
that doesnt rhyme i think
sure it does!
i hax u lolololol$$$$$$@@
Tender as toast in the oven
Buttered up, ready for lovin'
Come and take a look in my brain
That mark right there is a love stain
You left it there the last we met
You'd walk by I'd begin to sweat
took a gulp, my heart is pumpin'
Blood is gushin' theres no stoppin'
Love for you is like 2 ligers
mixed with the spleens of 10 tigers
borrowed from Pleasure Island 2
Dont do drugs kids and stay in school!
ha ha awesome, dude.
Tie you down to a chair
Run my hand through your hair?
Injure me with strong emotion
cure my soul with baby lotion
hurt my heart with heavy petting
shock my cubes on gentle setting
let me suffer your caress
make me cry with helplessness
feed me sweet amphetamine
dip me deep in sour cream
Spank my dignity with grace
knock my feelings out with mace
stab my heart and softly twist
love me with a loving fist!
Love me!!
that's awesome, man!
Bored so I stopped by to leave another
A love that burns like a fire
These rhymes it does inspire
To make you mine I'd kill a man
All with just a plastic fan
Always love to see your smile
Even for just a little while
Just say that you're mine
For our love is divine
that second verse is downright sweet
I'm the man who wet your dreams
voluptuous like a thousand spleens
I'm the god of greasy games
I burn like mustard in your veins
My breast is tender like a bear
my lips are smooth with facial hair
your nostrils moan a gentle sigh
my love is legal getting high
My burning kiss is chemical
it's turning bliss unethical
like pleasure in a rubber glove
I'm the thrubber lord of love
We bind in sacred bondage bonds
we merge like eels in viscid ponds
we melt like nympho crabs syringe
like beavers on an acid binge
Yea, do it!!
Uuunnnnhhhhhhhh!!
yea, do it! MMMRRRNNNGGGHHH!!!
"I'm the god of greasy games
I burn like mustard in your veins"
v nice!
Just like the pile of gourd, and the smell of durian, that I bought in Indonesia
As you move around, your perfume so fine, God, please give me euthanasia
Leaking out of me like a flume
Im all greasy like a baboon
smelling strong but not as strong as my love
lick my leaky love and be taken above
Two girls and one cup is not enough
You are all that and an extra cup
And so I watch you day and day
Your motions blow my mind away
Find my tumourous love without care
Let me search for your body hair
I'll stroke it like my (now dead) puppy
I'll make your limbs feel floppy
Told your mama it's no rumour
Love growing in me like a tumour
A medicinal pratictioner could even prove it
Though I won't let a pyschiatrist try and remove it
With analysis....
The antithesis....
Of my loco love....
for you.....
Again....
Soft in me like a glowing kitten
By the hand of zues I am love strikken
But it's you that's having me admitting
my crazy, loco, lumpy love for you
The lumps of a hippo
Flowing though me
The humps of a mole hill
Deep in my body
I am malignent and am going to die...
Of your love!
soft in me like a glowing kitten...nice imagery, i'm thinking radioactive green
Passions tumble in my Latin heart
Smoking cigars of Venus from the start
A strong man-scent makes any lady swoon
we'll stay up late to devirginate the goon
haha nice you've been watching the old stuff!
your hips your thighs,
they got me hypnotized
your lips your smile,
they got me mesmerized
so take my hand, why dont you?
ill take you for a ride
this aint no joke my baby
we gonna fly to the sky
We'll see russia and france
take you wherever you like
bomb the russians, dance with with romans
ill be your slave tonight.
My love for you is crazy
my love for you is fly
if you dont love me too my baby
im gonna jump this cliff and die
nice iracruz, thanks!
(I do write poetry from time to time... this would be my first trying to "Rap" it out)
Also after reading most of these rap lines, I keep on thinking of Insane Clown Posse's music. XD It's just that funny!
First I'll tie you upside down
Using leather from several towns
Then tickle you with a pillow
laughing while I play with my dildo
XDD
ooh, playful yet...well...sadistic.
Bit late..
But sharing is caring.
(Just trying to remain loyal to your incomplete lyrics. Crazy and spontaneous.
Done in 2 minutes or so in case this isn't the direction you were aiming toward. Or..you just don't like them lol.
Also i've sampled two styles. First; fast paced one-liner lyrics. Then second; longer, less mouth stuffing liners.)
(And yes, they do mean something aha)
Here's what iii got so far:
1.
Snackin' lunchbox packin' porridge,
Bingin' love from store-bought storage.
Pocahontas, wild at heart,
Hercules don't pull apart!
Mild-mannered simpleton,
Possessing mindless skeleton.
Blissful banter, listening,
Love is like the following:
Laser-powered toy robot,
Party poppin' jager shot.
Fireworkin' blasting sky,
Kentucky fryin' candy pie.
Chewy chomping,
Romper stomping.
Sugar-pounding magic fling,
Peeper peeping,
Seeker seeking.
Leaking rainbow everything.
2.
Calorific lust, and i'm feelin' the burn,
Forever persistent, just too stupid to learn.
thanks horny henry!
Now in the sewers, shall we lay
Jesus (Yes, Jesus) Came out gay
Now we love in this dank abyss
As I adore the hearts above your kids.
Chorus: I noticed that you need a man-do
Welcome to heaven, He's called Fernando
Now paradise is a walking man
Relax, It isn't that creep, Stan.
What is he? I can't care.
Now, relax in my chocolate stare.
Chorus
We are the forest, you would see.
Your embrace are leaves to me.
Your caring is my own foil;
Now your eyes are tan mountain soil.
Chorus (4x)
nice, mrRedux, thanks!
You called it long before it happened:
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia_pacific/10393918.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia _pacific/10393918.stm</a>
^_^
all i will say is that when my lizard brethren tell me something, i listen...
pkfan2004
Your blue eyes gleam, skin soaked in sweat.
The best's still to come, it's not time yet.
Your bosom heaves, your nipples firm.
It's cute how against the ropes you squirm.
There is no safe word, never will be.
The gag's in place, squealing like a monkey.
I love your legs, your arms, your neck.
I wish you were tied to a railroad track.
But it's my turn to show you who's boss.
Like you have a right to tell me to floss?
Off with my pants, hope I don't regret this.
But I've always wanted to rape my dentist.
I'll clean your gums, I'll brush your teeth.
Then root your canal while I'm underneath.
No spitting, just swallow, there's no need to rinse.
'Cause you're so cute when you plead like this.
Sexual-Lobster
wow you and rebornMCW above really ran with the sexual violence theme.
i suppose i was asking for it with the "want to lock you in my garage" line.
Fernando is a creepy dude but he's no rapist!