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Sexual-Lobster
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I just have to come up and say i love your random humor and style in the comic. And the name sexual-lobster genius!!

thanks yourix!

lol. i was always that fickle. thats why i never have anything to my name, i only ever get stuff done when i have the pressure of a collaboration goin. but really my bigger problem is that i'm unemployed and dont get paid for what i do regardless.
if all your pursuits are weighing on you equally in terms of interest and personal devotion. then go for the one with the potential for the biggest revenue. easy. its a soulless way of looking at it but thats how life goes

damn, well for the moment we are brothers in unemployment, but i hope you find something you like.

NONE of my potential projects would bring me money, except for maybe $100 of newgrounds ad revenue if im lucky.

but your right i have to choose between them based on "interest and personal devotion" as you put it, the problem is that shifts around.

well for me revenue is my only decision for choosing projects :C i dont have such luxury. well maybe then if your interest waivers, the only other priorities i can think of is if you're a) building a better portfolio or b) building a brand. for a) try and stick with what option looks the most different to previous work. or if you want to build gooseman, captain planet, etc into your personal emblem on red/white/black banners and chants left on everyone's lips - go in that direction. as for being able to stick to it. i got nothing for ya. let me know if you figure out how to do that one

option A sounds like what i SHOULD be doing...

What about doing a Fernando T-shirt? :D

mmrrnnnn t-shirts,

actually i'm wearing one right now from a few years ago:
http://www.cafepress.com.au/greas ymoose

d] pleasure island 4

you know you want to >:]

Lol

and what about T-shirt with your other characters? :D

<a href="http://www.cafepress.com">www.cafepress.com</a> only have t-shirt in white? :(

I would buy one in color with gooseman and the text WHERE IS THE WALRUS PIT?
epic win

Well... B, drink the beer and pass some time, save some for the time you watch all the DVD's after you plunder it. Drink yourself into a stupor, most likely scar your liver a bit thanks to the generous amounts of alcohol you've indulged yourself with. Recover from the worst hangover in the history of humanity, or your life. And then seek for a new job.

so i should try and condense 2 weeks of drinking into what, one night? and then look for work immediately? i'm going to need more persuading

ALL.AT.THE.SAME.TIME

Embark on a ruthless marathon of your girlfriend and snacks, with breaks inbetween to be arty and paint her (or the snacks). All whilst watching the seinfeld dvd box set, which you can rent from your local dvd store.

aah yes i remember when george tried sex and eating and tv together, what a glorious hero, that man has blazed a trail that the rest of us can only dream of following.

^ Oh and get drunk before doing any of this.

think you should get as drunk as possible, break into an aquarium, steal a walrus and give it some cheap whiskey, and finally release it into a hotel swimming pool. If you can train the walrus crave human flesh then your night is truly complete.

oh shit you know you had a good night when theres a man-eating walrus in your swimming pool surrounded by the corpses of your friends.

B! Thats always fun. Once i went to a bestbuy drunk off my ass and bought some headphones... But on the way back I lost the headphones and about 50 bucks. Im pretty sure that wont happen to you since you're going to rent a movie.

haha nice one man. i can't quite top that, but while at oktoberfest i bought one of those expensive, ornate steins and dropped it within 10 minutes.

go to Indonesia, come on!

Flip a coin, think about it later.

I'd say you should get back on writing your memoirs. You know you can't live forever and we both know that people need to know about your hilarious, yet somewhat tragic exploits around the world.

Oh, and there's like, no effort needed.