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The Australian Happy Harry. Amazing work as always mate. Oz represent.

i'd rather think of happy harry as the british sexual lobster, i'm probably alone in that though.

Honestly Master-Samus, Happy Harry And Sexual-lobster have no real similarities other than both being very good at animation and have silly flashes at that. Both have distinct styles and besides, comparing two people to each other on a site like this is kind of stupid any way lol

Anyways back to the sillyness about my show pitch idea. Just like all of my ideas, it would probably be shit on, eaten by silverback gorrilas, used as fertilizer for a field of cocaine plants, snorted by some rich douche who would puke it back up into the sink then eventually it would be back to me in my drinking water at a point when i had completely given up on it. Then again, a lot of ideas that have gone through that process have been put through before, how else could the shit on mtv be dealt with then miraculously put on to television like its the new shit that everyone should watch?... And i must stop now before i make a 10000 word post on your poor comment board lol

i would agree with that, i don't think my stuff is similar to happy harry's. we both use flash but that's about it.

i can't watch most shows, there really is only about 1-2% of tv programming fiction (not counting news) that appeals to me, so again i'm with you.

sweet irony

I see you and Captain Planet have something special going.

yup its 3 times now, we're going steady.

Your strange humor always gets to me, I'm not exactly sure what it is either. What did you inject into these animations to make them so stupid yet strangely funny at the same time? Anyways thanks for making yet another brilliant animation and I hope to see more in the future!

radish juice. what else?

easily the best play screen out of all of your flashes. god damn, you people make some funny flash cartoons. brings a tear to my eye.

and believe cpt. planet has a frankenmullet.

thanks!

This is absolute crap- but it's the best crap on the internet and I like it, good job!

YOU F- oh, thanks!

That was Like eating snorting a combination of captain planet, Acid, and awesomeness. Oh yeah DONT EVER FRITATTA SOMEONE

you brought planet back!!!!!! i knew one day you would do this!!!! oohh chris, you are god, from now on I'm praying to you, no more jesus...oh my god...ejmm chris

anyways i loved it... i said in a comment to you, time ago: you are getting better and better ... but this is to much.. i mean like.. what's next? btw your comics on yr web page are also getting so sweeeeet, also the stuff you made for weebl hedghog and thouse... so cool!!! cheers from the other side of the planet, man!

thanks v much!

Are you still based in Goldy?

no...goldy?

Pardon my lingo I was referring to the Gold Coast.

aaah. no, i've never lived there.

Oh for the sweet love of the horrible taser filled stentches of sweaty brine blood... please finish Pleasure Island Four; my mental mind will bleed though it's anus in awe of your awesomeness.

Meanwhile the use of TazeGloves to make an old man cum...

ah...wh..uh...wow, dude.

Hilarious as usual!

It's really a shame that you and many other flash developers don't have your own television shows. It would actually make TV worth watching.

the thing about tv shows is that they're so long that you really need some A+ quality writers to make them worthwhile. its pretty easy for guys like me to come up with the occasional 2-3 minute script, but writing 10 or 20 X half hour episodes is a whoooole other dimension of difficulty. this is why american tv seems to produce so much average stuff. if they made six episodes a year instead of 20 something episodes, you'd have less content but it would be of a much higher quality. thats my opinion anyway.

Well , it is on the top 10...thank god...Because i NEVER break a promise.

*phew* i'm relieved, i didn't want that on my conscience.

I don't know why, but I feel like Captain Planet should be in an 80's Hair metal band along with other washed-up cartoon heroes like Lion-O and He-Man in one of the most awesome music videos ever.

that could work
i can't make hair metal music though
perhaps they could be in a new romantic cabaret band? that i can do.

FRITTATA IS NOT A VEEEEEEEEERB! *BLARGH*

What sorts of materials and how much of them do you abuse each day? :O

I love your captain planet spoofs, reminds me of a time where i still had my innocence and watched captain planet on sundays before running around kicking old people and accusing them of killing the planet. I looked at his blog and it may be one of the most awesome things i have ever seen. Also i think you should work on pleasure island 4 then get the next fernando rap 100.5% as awesome as the last one, just small increments in awesomeness plz our brains cannot handle too much more awesome, and i can't wait to see your next video.

thats true, it would be a mistake to acceleate to 200%, the world could not handle it. glad you liked it!

I vote for Pleasure Island 4.

hehehe..this was great..if you're still considering whats on the site a beta version i has sexah feedback..none of its really needed cuz i can't think of much that this flash NEEDS, but it'd be funny xD

1.) it woulda been cool to see him shoot a beam with his mullet (but hard to animate id think) like if he did the forward headbang and the long part of his hair went in front of him and shot the beam of sexiness

2.) an ass beam (yeah i'm a perv dammit)

3.) it was a week ago that i watched this so i can't be sure if there WAS a litterer..but if he SAW a guy litter, instead of blasting him, he should physically beat the hell outta him with a sexeh metal/rock track playing while the beat down occurs

anyway good job! twas very sexy...very sexy indeed..so sexy it was sexilicious...

hmm an ass beam, has that been done yet? i should totally do it.

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