PS if you ever need a female voice actor for anything....
I work for free, and I have no job, so I'm not busy. lol.
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thanks for the offer! but my girlfriend insists that she does all the female parts.
Quite frankly, I want to burrow in it.
any sane man would
can u answer this question?
do u have an awesome glowstick like they got in the future? if u do ill trade bird eggs for the glowstick
errrrrrm... sure i got one, its not for trade though
hmmmm... and what about a replica of your spear for the bird eggs?
i don't have a spear. fernando's spear is a metaphor for my penis, and why would you want a replica of that when you can have the real thing for $5?
Hm... do you think of having him in a scene battling ogres? Maybe... Ogrewhores? And they fight via the power of... love... be like those hippies. But then... Great No-Destiny Man shares with them anger and brings trouble upon himself and ends up battling once happy ogres...
...and maybe the ogres can lay bird eggs for you... that hatch up mini-Fernando's!
nope, no ogres.
You really have to continue Angry Dog
i have no plans to make more of those.
last offer: i get to make love to a brontosaurus with passion like a bleeding walrus
and that we may prepare a stew later after th enight the brontosaurus and i had sex
in exchange for BIRD EGGS
good luck, apparently the brontosaurus never existed, it was bits of two dinosaurs.
u cannot tame my juicy lust so please accept the offer
That beard is so boss, its like a non-cartoonized Fernando! Next you should go for the Gooseman hair.
its winter here and i have no haircut related plans any time soon
Ah, the curse of having an awesome beard. I just got tired of the Abraham Lincon jokes and whatnot. I did have long hair with it too, maybe I was just brainwahsed by Fernando's manwhore powers.
sticks and stones, my friend. sticks and stones.
The itching must have been unbearable!
Looking foward to GDM 2, the first one was a masterpiece, it'll be hard to top! ... no pressure :P
it seems to itch more in the heat and its very cold here atm.
HOW YOU'RE ABLE TO FEND OFF WOMEN I'M UNSURE OF.
the only thing i'm unsure of is why women won't talk to me.
when u told us to look at your chisseled abs u told us u no longer had the crabs.
how did that happen?
where did the crabs go? what happened to the hot and juicy crabs?
i escorted them off the premises over the course of 12 hours with a pair of tweezers.
First of all I think its beyond words that you reply to our comments, shows a lot of how you think of your fans. I love your work and somehow became obsessed with yogurt because of Fernando but thats besides the point. After your done with your current project is it possible for the manwhore to return for his 3rd music video? I would 100% understand if thats not possible. I cant even imagine the work and time it takes to craft such a beautiful, manly thing, thanks.
i just don't have any more material for manwhore songs. the rhymes have to be really sharp and, although i've come up with a few ideas, none of them seem quite right. i'd like to do another one in the future, but i have no idea when the right idea will hit me.
Developping on the previous guy's idea, why not make a song with Gooseman ranting on about black market organ trade, complete with autotuned bits? :o
You say it's winter over there, but I thought winter in Aus only involved complaining slightly less about how hot it is outside.
I honestly didn't think you'd keep pushing Great Destiny Man though, he seemed like he was a one-trick pony. Can't wait to see what you come up with! :o
P.S. Beards are a pain in the ass to sleep with, too. I enjoy faceplanting into my pillow, an activity I found I couldn't fully enjoy with thousands of inch-long hair strands curling onto the pillow's surface and stabbing the face from which they stemmed.
Also, you were either caught mid-blink on this picture or you could use a nap.
Or is that your normal expression?
i could always use a nap
After 6 years of sorrow... I finally get to see how you look like! And let me tell you, I'm very surprised. I imagined you to look something between god and a rapist that has a thing for lobsters... yet again, the picture almost fits the bill.
so i almost look like something between a god and rapist, suggesting that i am outside of that spectrum? i'm going to assume i'm on the outer edge of the god end.
hello great prophet i watched the famous youtube vid stars wars kid and the first thing i thought was: yoda:the virginity is strong in this one
what do u think?
i have no thoughts about star wars kid
XxOnyxHeartxX
I wish MY boyfriend would grow a beard; he insists on shaving it when it gets any longer than a few millimeters... *sighs*
I remember... my ex used to use conditioner on his beard. Now he's bitching to me because his new girlfriend makes him shave XP
...it's a horrible thing to complain about beards.
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a woman who appreciates beards, you are a rare treasure