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for as long as he allows me to keep my liver i will follow him.
Arousing. I'll need a few minutes...
The meteor was a classy touch
cheers. as everyone knows, i am all class. when i'm wearing clothes anyway.
It seems like they feed on spleens.
raptor jesus gets all the spleens, he gets cranky otherwise
That's it, you've gone too far. I have committed the Black Sacrament. Prepare to embrace Sithis.
the only thing i'm prepared to embrace is the one true lord, our saviour, raptor jesus.
People, if you know what's good for your livers, buy this picture as a poser or greeting card! Raptor Jesus is a wonderful person to worship! Just rememer to smear some blood from a freshly extracted liver on the mouth of each sacred reptilian, and sacrificing a young virgin every now and then also helps to reach the Velocirapture.
like my mother always said it never hurts to sacrifice an extra virgin.
Everything entertainment I've seen come from Australia is amazing.... is it something in the water?
yup, danger. don't go in the water.
i wish i could sometime go into your mind and see how it is there
its...uh...damp.
This is amazing. I want this framed and on my wall.
Awesome work!
framed versions available!
but that means that raptor jesus will die for awe sins now how will enslave us and eat us for awe sins, awe tasty, tasty sins.
don't worry he'll come back, death by meteor is a minor inconvenience for him.
Is the stegosaurus judasaurus?, he doesn't look too happy. Also as soon I have money I will buy this, I need it.
stegosaurus is in mary's place, but has a very judas expression i will agree. the one occupying judas' seat is the guy with unicorn neck dripping out of his mouth. i think he betrayed raptor jesus for a bigger unicorn.
I love Raptor Jesus, he went extinct for your sins.
EPIC AMEN!!!!
Rightous!
Hell Yes!
HELL YES!
That works on so many different levels that I'm left almost speechless.
I give it 10 toothy, pain-inducing cheek stretching grins out 5.
thanks vert!
Write the bible now!
very well done. I think i will buy one partly to spice up my room and partly to offend my strickt catholic girlfriend
Goddamn i want your autograph irl so bad now.
This is amazing..Now all you need is to get the True bible published so the world shall know of The Velociorapture...that should be the next project lol
Good God man, where are his feathers; for that matter, what is God to Raptor Jesus?
Also, do his true believers wear meteor pendants, liver pendants, or raptor pendants?
dinosaurs only have feathers if you believe in the dogma of SCIENCE.
i don't know about pendants, true followers of raptor jesus communicate via lizard telepathy so we don't need pendants.
Atlas
You killed a unicorn. YOU MURDER!
: jk
^^retard tried to quote a comment.
Sexual-Lobster
it was fun. i'd do it again.