Quarl 2012-01-01 11:40:32

For the sake of argument, I predict that nickel back will not become remotely cool to listen to. As long as they keep doing what they're currently doing, my prediction will not fail.

I-smel 2012-01-01 11:45:32

I think apocalyptic metal will become mainstream, because it's 2012.

GuitarKirby 2012-01-01 12:09:45

I predict that Kim Jong Il will get shot at. I also believe Mitt Romney will be elected president and will give thousands of dollars to the Mormon Church.

RDSZZ 2012-01-01 12:45:06

Fuck.

brainwashedzombie 2012-01-01 13:30:38

I come from the future and I will tell you exactly what will happen in 2012 with an obscure self-serving prophecy:

"And then a bird stood on a wire releasing what it couldn't consume further. This was a free bird once but now only to himself, for he will spend his entire life inside walls, borders and tax books. He and She will live unaware yet fully capable of remembering how to fly. He and She will live and be told to do tricks and eat food that their forefathers would have never considered edible. He at least will have the chance to see himself for what he truly is in the days of eventuality. This eventual day of awakening will be made clear when the light feels heavy, the short becomes long and the money-shot is full of afterglow. Sadly, on this day of awakening he will cull this shadow of hope with a receipt of Dr. Bird, a blindfold with a label, and a mandate from his God to take in an exorbitant amount of drugs and alcohol so that he may continue to obey blindly in his enslaving Empire."

ifureadthisdie 2012-01-01 13:50:55

I will finally get laid.
And if this happens, then there is a god...and he's going to kill us all.

JazLyte 2012-01-01 14:41:49

I am shocked, offended and aroused by Thundaboom's false predictions of black people

TwistedSpine 2012-01-01 14:51:22

More "Arrow in the Knee" jokes.

boggins88 2012-01-01 15:22:04

That the world will explode into rainbow puppies with jet packs and automatic rocket launchers and terrorize everything that is not a puppy.Or a rainbow.

FooBarBazQuux 2012-01-01 20:16:08

It's that time already? Man, I'm going to be late for work...

BlakeMo 2012-01-05 02:29:45

I predict Pleasure Island 4. I then predict to die in moaning ecstasy.

ZRDR 2012-01-05 20:20:30

I predict that I will eat a lot of Doritos

DarknessPotato 2012-01-05 21:36:36

I predict that it is possible that you might make an Opera of the Manwhore. Start doing one, now.

paradogred 2012-01-05 22:05:28

-Hollywood and Disney will fuck up more fairy tails and classic stories.

-OELVN quality will be much more improved by skilled artist,exceptional composer and good writer ,however the readers are still too dicks to received something new outside of Japan.Just like the small company that has no chance of winning in this society unless you are really good or lucky.
tl;dr: OELVN community still BS ( bias and bullshit ) forever.

-Gooseman will gains more fame,money and organs,but he will also slowly lose his skill for communication.......just kidding,he will be awesome and kicking forever

-Gretel and Hansel 3.

-Loli will be legalized! (Change We Can Believe In!) :)

Sorry for my Engrish ,but you can still get my points right?

Zero2562130 2012-01-07 00:13:14

I predict raining penises.

Also, Sexual-Lobster confirmed for Athiest.

CPLharrier 2012-01-07 08:44:00

I predict the Greasy moose site will be down some time this month...well ok, I lied, I was just there and she has perished );

Skorpion234 2012-01-08 07:12:38

I predict that Pleasure Island 4 will not be made in this year.

superg457 2012-01-09 16:16:57

I predict that an assassian will try to kill you but only I can stop him with my power to shoot waffles out of my hand. After I stop the mad-man we shall go to I-Hop to celebrate.

Dangerous-D 2012-01-12 02:12:38

Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Justin Bieber, Rihanna, and all the top 40 pop tards careers will fail

abowden 2012-01-12 08:30:45

I predict that my parents will think I'm watching porn... even though I am just watching your animations.