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Sexual-Lobster
Where cartoons go to die.

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Well that was a lame bunch of stupidness.

yeh i know right

I've actually thought that the more recent stuff from you was a bit lacking, and didn't really hold up to some great flashes from you.
But this was hilarious, absolutely knocked the ball out the park.

thanks!

Then Sexual-Lobster looked at what he made and saw that it was good.

i need to not look at it for at least a month now

Raptor Jesus save thy soul!

yyyyyeeeeeeessssss!

As soon as they stood before the cucumbers, I couldn't help but see it coming.

nnnnnnnoooooooooo!

you never fail to amuse us

That was disturbing.

But the manatees were pleased.

As always.

phew!

When will you release the background score for Cops on fire with erections?

i dunno, i wasn't really planning to.

Why was the cat referred to as he when she was clearly pregnant (therefore female) I don't know why, but this bothered me.

i'm not sure myself, i'll have to ask the writers

I have to read this comic. Can I find it online? If so, where? HELP ME OUT BRO

sure can, ive added a link to the bottom of the post

smoke weeds everyday , he?

I bet sexual lobster is getting annoyed at all the WHAT DRUGS YOU TAKING GIVE ME SOME...really? I would. Why do I have to be under the influence to come up with pure comedic gold?

yeh its interesting that people assume that, i think drugs might help with thinking laterally or somehow getting around a creative block but if you use them often you'll end up writing gibberish.

Remind me of The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy,except this one is better because of explicit language and sexual contents.

amazing :d but ay miss your fucking songs you now :D ghet back to what your good man :D

and ...ay ghot some drugs whant..soome ? :d

This is one of my all time favorite videos of yours. A friend of mine and myself quote this video on a daily basis whether it's to each other or to ourselves when we are alone in the dark.

Thanks for such a great influence and Great work!

cheers.

It was..fucking great...!!!!
I'm Gonna make my own religion...the god will be Sexual-Lobster
the Jesus , Fernando
The bible.. A Book with a walrus portrait and Also Enchanced with Smell of squids
But the only difference will be that fernando didn't die and...He killed them all cause they all were squids tryng to kill him before he became the powerful beast that he is now!!!

Pd: Ill watch your videos till my death!..they are too damm good!!

i used to list my religion as "fernandoism"

there are only 3 tenets of fernandoism:

1. shirts are discouraged.
2. shoes are discouraged.
3. eating yoghurt brings you closer to fernando.

flash idea:
How to get scouted as an artist?

You must climb mount Fujiyama naked and train with ninjas in thongs in pedo bear masks. Walk a thousand miles with a polar bear attached nipple to nipple with you by 2 rings. Eat a daemonic baby as a sacrifice to cock joke and give your asshole to all the ninja you trained with. Then and only then can you be considered to be scouted.
(If you get considered and you suck at art your asshole is property of stripper pedo ninjas, polar bears, the devil and anyone that tells a cock joke)

Newgrounds is serious shit.

that all sounds painful, i'd rather stay in my safe room.

I'm still waiting on those Gooseman sunglasses, I tried finding a pair on several online stores but they have none.

Whenever they do come out, send me a PM; I need to be the first to know such that I can disguise myself in the act of perpetrating several illegal activities including, but not limited to, defenestration

the closest thing is probably rayban aviators, like these except with silver rims, NOT gold.

http://thegloss.com/files/2009/03 /rayban_aviators.jpg