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CONGRATULATIONS 15,000 FANS !

After a drugfilled week of exploring my consiousnes's most inner and secluded secrets, i fell down the rabbithole to find a gnome wearing a pandabutt for a hat, eating a manwich with custard. As i approached the gnome he sprouted a zebra from his left nipple. As i dodged the sudden offensive animal outburst, i countered the gnome by pulling his armpithair, making him spill his custardmanwhich. He called me names in various languages before i gained consiousness in front of my laptop, half naked. As i pulled the underpants from my face i wondered... If i made love to a wilderbeast from behind and inserted said wilderbeast into a creampuff rainbow... that feeling would still pale compared to the steamy lovegoo that is your imagination. I salute u, most sexual of lobsterkind. May the ooze continue to fermentate and expand to uknown hights like that rash i have on my buttocks since last month.

i...um...thanks.

how bout you do us another episode of Great Destiny Man? :D

I actually read this way back when you first posted it, but it still makes me laugh. I love off beat comics, and I was right at home with this one.

Hey dude how's it going. You should make a flash movie about Obama. Make it about him rubbing his dick on stuff or something. im drunk

zzzoooooohhhhh!!