Captain Planet goes to Copenhagen.

2009-10-08 19:15:10 by Sexual-Lobster

I found writing jokes around politics and environmentalism challenging, so I'm really pleased to see Captain Planet Strip Club is getting a warm reception here!

The full title is "Captain Planet goes to Copenhagen", but obviously that doesn't fit into Newgrounds' title character limit. But let me assure you, there ARE titties in the film, and they bounce.

Last night a vastly shortened version was aired here in Australia on the ABC's Q&A program. Sadly they were really keen to get it down to 1 minute so they asked me to cut 20 seconds from the film, and then they cut the credits off themselves, so I'm not going to upload the segment to Youtube like I did last time.

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But here's the full version on Youtube anyway.

I asked them to plug my website, but according to presenter Tony Jones I belong to a shadowy organisation that goes by name of "Greasy Mouse".

We are Greasy Mouse. We are in your schools. We are in your homes. You cannot catch us BECAUSE WE ARE SMALL AND SLIPPERY.

Captain Planet goes to Copenhagen.


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2009-10-08 19:17:23

That was very well put together. You are a very good animator, and should get a lot more fame than you have.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

yeh i agree! god damnit!
nah not really, i'll settle for millions of dollars.


2009-10-08 19:17:56

Tehdeshite like your shite.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks tehdeshite!


2009-10-08 19:20:39

again good luck on your university thing!

and i still want to make pleasure island game XD


Sexual-Lobster responds:

now that the films done i've got to finish off an essay i've been neglecting thats due today. bleerrhhh


2009-10-08 19:22:08


But yeah, like I said earlier, I loved it. It's nice to see you getting these TV opportunities.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks! the only way to kill it is a gas attack, i wish you luck.


2009-10-08 19:22:33

All hail the secret masters from the Greasy Mouse!

We kotow to your slippery powers!

We bow down to your magnificent beauty!

We submit to your withering presence!

All hail!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

YOU FOOL don't pander to their twisted rodent beliefs, once they scurry up your pants leg you will never get rid of them!


2009-10-08 19:22:41

Love it! All of your work is hilarious. Keep it up my Austrailian friend!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks v much!


2009-10-08 19:24:23

Are these TV spots helping or hurting you?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

well since the credits were cut and my website wasn't plugged i don't think either because no one will be able to find me.


2009-10-08 19:43:49

Yeah, it sucks that they cut off the credits... but couldn't any interested party contact you via the Q&A website and/or the production team? If not, then couldn't you ask them to put your contact details or something, to compensate the lack of credits and/or your multiple, extremely-high-quality-and-hysterical ly-funny submssions?

By the way, the Greasy Mouse have always been everywhere.


Hang on.


Great, Realized Easily And Suspiciously, You're Mostly Ornithologically Useless. Seize Everything!

All hail!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

meh, people could search for my name if they're interested...providing they can spell it.


2009-10-08 19:51:12

I've got the grease needle

Sexual-Lobster responds:

well you can keep it, i've got my own for personal use.


2009-10-08 19:51:30

AUSTRALIA will lead the way supposedly it's the 2nd or 3rd best place to live on th plant!!!!!!1

Sexual-Lobster responds:

why would anyone want to live on a plant???!!!

i'm just teasing, i've been to heaps of countries and certainly australia is where i'll be for the long term.


2009-10-08 19:52:54

Lol sux that they cut out parts of it, but they could of at least put the full version on their site or shown the URL for you site.


Sexual-Lobster responds:

then i'm sorry but its too late you.


2009-10-08 19:53:40

dont sweat it man

for me essays are easy!

...wait....that didnt help at all...ermm...ill just give yeh more good luck k?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

actually this one IS really easy, but still boring nonetheless


2009-10-08 20:22:25

Great to see that you're animations are coming could probably get a job this way. You know, just doing animated shorts for random T.V. networks....that's how most people come to fame now-a-days.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks, yeh that seems to be the trend


2009-10-08 20:23:03

what parts did they make u cut out?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

everything from "i hope the negotiations are going well" through to "my stomach is full of plastic"


2009-10-08 20:26:09

My god i love your videos! friggen awesome man, gotta love that random humor :P

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2009-10-08 20:40:51

So which 20 seconds did they cut off? The tits or the fire breathing?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

neither actually, they loved those parts. they cut everything from "i hope the negotiations are going well" through to "my stomach is full of plastic"


2009-10-08 21:21:03

They Must Be Giants


2009-10-08 21:28:00

Why is all of your stuff so good? nothing even comes close to being ok or average. Many Lolz on the Captain Planet.If only you made fun of the person who had the power of heart

Sexual-Lobster responds:

a couple of people have mentioned his absence, he seems to be pretty hated! by your username, i can tell we are both fans of dbz.


2009-10-08 22:55:00

Any idea why they made you cut those parts? Not comical enough for them. I got it, it was funny.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

no it was all about time, they only allow a minute for the film at the end.


2009-10-08 22:57:54



2009-10-08 23:02:15

haha althought i couldent stop laughing since the indain representative came on. "my stomach is full of plastic!!!" that was funny as hell great animation and voice acting keep it up we all luv it!! :D

Sexual-Lobster responds:



2009-10-08 23:14:27

You deserved top spot, Miami Shark was a gimmick.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

haha oh well i haven't looked at it but people seem to like it and vote for it.


2009-10-08 23:39:04

I most definitely am a fan of DBZ and as you may have guessed Recoome is the character that is my favorite. Do you have a favorite character? Could you include recoome in a flash? perhaps fighting captain planet.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

recoome would kick planets ass, it wouldn't be fair at all. i think my favourite has to be vegeta, boring choice but there you go.


2009-10-09 03:49:36

I totaly saw the sweaty armpits...

Do i win something?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

you win self satisfaction


2009-10-09 16:55:58

Wait, why was Captain Planet's stomach is full of plastic anyway?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

cause he's been out eating birds, and they eat the plastic in the fish, and the fish eat the plastic in the ocean cause they think its food.


2009-10-10 07:11:00

When did he start eating birds?! I thought he eats grass?
Fish would would have decomposed in the birds digestive system so much that Captain Planets stomach would get so little of plastic that it would not effect any way for him to notice, unless he ate more than 1/2 of the bird's whole population in the planet.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i made up that captain planet eats birds, i don't know if he even eats to be honest. but unfortunately plastic does not break down so it can easily be passed up the food chain.


2009-10-11 08:30:57

To bad they couldn't leave the credits to know where to find you. But at the same time it should feel kinda good that they put yet another one of ur flashes on Q&A.

And im sorry i dont have anythign funny or stupid, or just somthing stupid thats not even romotly funny or even about the subject.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

there there, son.


2009-10-11 11:44:21

What should i do if captain planet crashes through my roof and wants to throw down??? (You know fight me)

Sexual-Lobster responds:

piss your pants, he might take pity on you.


2009-10-14 21:15:05

Mr. SHIte demAnds fErnAndo!!! MakE hiM hAVe buTT loVE seX wiT daT guY wiT duH lightniNg glASsesss. SHA

Sexual-Lobster responds:

the next film i want to make features both of them prominently, but i'm afraid there will be no butt love sex.


2009-10-15 02:26:44

fuck your site is down! I demand more house of squid! fix it please.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i think it was just scheduled maintenance


2009-10-15 10:10:17

Wow, you are the president of pleasure island (0:25) and you were in Copenhagen? -Nice!

BUT NOW the world asks:
WHAT will Pleasure island do about climate chance ?
WILL it lead the world to a better future ?
or will it feed Captain planet even more plastic ?

and HOW can you be here when you were burned back then ?
Are you ZOMBIE CHRIS ???
and HOW do you like your martini ?
-shaken or stirred ?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

Pleasure Island is prepared for climate change. We have inserted over 2 million car jacks under the island and when the oceans rise we will simply lift the island up to keep it above water.


2009-10-17 15:36:53

Awesome, funny, and I want to see more! XD I love your videos ^^ and I can't wait to see more XD

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks v much!


2009-10-18 14:22:30

Badass animation. I seriously havent found a movie of yours I didnt like. So whats next in the epic saga of Greasymoose? Revival of angry dog for the lulz? A movie about australias proud history as a brittish prison colony?

Cant wait for it thats all I know xD

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks, thereno! the next film is actually almost finished, its my final year animation for my course, i've been working on it for aaaaaages, its called Great Destiny Man. not sure yet when it will be up.


2009-10-25 14:39:49

I heard "The great Destiny Man" is almost finished, by the looks of it, it seems that if you submit it to newgrounds, who knows how much fame you'll get!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

oh i don't know, no matter how good something looks it all comes down to whether people like the story and find it funny. plus it's only 1:20 long.


2009-10-26 00:24:02

I saw your website and it was badly made.

I can build you a very good website,with a server and everything.

I really liked your videos and I think you should have a better site.

PM me if you are interested.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

if you can't recognise an awesome website when you see one, how can you create one???


2010-04-15 03:35:09

Hey, maybe it's not so bad... if you Google "Greasy Mouse", your site is the first result that comes up.