UnBEARable: Michael Bay's greatest film yet?

2009-11-02 22:33:31 by Sexual-Lobster

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This is my final assessment piece for my Digital Compositing course. I'm hoping some Hollywood highroller will throw a few mil at me to write the script.

It's sad how much time went into this.

I've pretty much finished my final assessment piece for the course Great Destiny Man, I am not sure when I'll be able to upload it though because I think it's supposed to be assessed first. Also, there's heaps of effects and large raster images in there so I think I'll have to make a different version for Newgrounds...and that might take a while because right now I can't stand the sight of the damn thing cause I've been looking at it for so long.

This is the walkthrough I wrote as part of the submission requirements if anyone is interested.


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2009-11-02 22:41:19

thats amazing. could've used a one or two more fake clips though.


2009-11-02 22:45:18

i want great destiny man like Captain Manlove wants a greasy, mullet'd sidekick

Sexual-Lobster responds:

captain manlove has no less than five mulleted sidekicks, each greasier than the last.


2009-11-02 22:49:46

6:42 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9QmxZ bTlJw
^---please tell me there will be Rocket jetpack penguins also

great flash dude


Sexual-Lobster responds:

there will be now!


2009-11-02 23:00:47

What does the little bear say before the big bear says "I have a brain injury"?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

"Why can't you just catch salmon like all the other dads"

you know i listened to it again and its perfectly clear to me?


2009-11-02 23:01:39

Haha, how do you make me laugh more in half a minute than most full animations?

A: Witchcraft

Sexual-Lobster responds:

NO its wizardry! i'm a man, damnit!


2009-11-02 23:03:19

Great Destiny Man! it looks great, the blog was interesting.

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2009-11-02 23:07:39

Are you serious?
wow i inspired an animator ^_^

good luck bro


Sexual-Lobster responds:

uh well i should be clear that its not a film i'm actually going to make, its a completely fake trailer, i meant that when spielberg throws millions at me to write the script i'll throw some jetpack penguins in there for the lulz


2009-11-02 23:10:25

you the man!!

or crustacean....

Sexual-Lobster responds:

amphibian, actually.


2009-11-03 00:11:12

and dont forget about the spoils you shall claim when it happens : o


2009-11-03 00:13:01

You're fucking hilarious, Sexual Lobster! You're by far one of my favorite flash artists. Tell me, how long did it take you to make this?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thankyou kindly. its hard to say really, i made it over several chunks of time, working on another film in between. suffice it to say TOO LONG.


2009-11-03 00:14:06

i love you


2009-11-03 00:14:15

Is it just me or does this trailer seem like it would become a low budget Dreamworks movie?

But in all seriousness, your ability to put a huge, dorky grin on my face because of a 30 second video is simply amazing.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

glad you liked it!

low budget in the US = extremely high budget here in Australia. GIVE ME MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


2009-11-03 01:13:43

I'm surprised they don't force you to get examined for the crazy stuff you submit to them.

Anyway, love the trailer, I'd watch that movie totally if you made it. Great Destiny Man looks excellent as well.

Perhaps the pit was created by a bear crashing a missile, and the walruses were added later. They didn't mention that in the brochure!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

reading your comment i suddenly realised i haven't given any thought to how the bear would actually dismount from the missile without plunging to its death.


2009-11-03 02:11:23

No Halloween flash from you this year?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

no halloween flash from me any year. its not a big deal here in australia


2009-11-03 04:20:04

great destiny man looks promising!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks, i've been working on it for ages so i'll be glad to finally get it out there


2009-11-03 04:22:13

saving the presbearterian church from neo-berserkers and getting the girl.

"dyaaaaaum i gotta get me wanna those!"

*explosion explosion explosion*

and then you'll be rich. congrats.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

iron clad promise: there will be no less than seventeen love interests


2009-11-03 05:08:31

Everytime your stuff just makes me laugh. I don't know what it is, but there's this refreshing air to it....

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i spray all of my work with deoderant


2009-11-03 06:03:39

hey buddy, you should have a tv show

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i dunno, it took me so long to do this 30 second piece, i would need at least 300 monkeys to crank out enough good material for a show.


2009-11-03 10:19:24

I'd probably have more interest in Contra if you could play as a bear.


2009-11-03 11:49:42

"unbearable" out next fall
"the most action packe film of the year" the bear times
"so action packed i shat my self twice!" armagedondude24
(super funny! and what would really happen if missiles where surfed by bears?)

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i suspect the brave bears in question would die


2009-11-03 13:42:25

Very good dispite the lack BAY-splosions. And poor character development. And large breasted women. And Tranforming things. And lazers. And Aliens. But still Great!!!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

oh don't worry all of those things will be in the film


2009-11-03 13:51:04

Hmmm this will be...
AWSOME, liked the animation too. Plus the awsome phrases!

But why are there no crazy turtles with rockets?!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thats a good question, i will address this issue by adding crazy turtles with rockets to the script.


2009-11-03 14:14:32

New York Times has called it:
More intense than camping.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

that sounds pretty underwhelming really, oh well the new york times are a snooty bunch arent they


2009-11-03 14:25:19

UnTEHDeABle SHAAaaaaahah


2009-11-03 14:31:03

You sir have outdone yourself and if you don't get an A i know a certain Recoome who will eraser gun your professor.

I miss manny

Sexual-Lobster responds:

we all miss manny, son, but he's in a better place now.


2009-11-03 14:54:26

god dayum, you're my favourite thing ever.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thankyou kindly.


2009-11-03 16:30:59

i'm more excited about great destiny man than i was with Phillips' Waterlollies :S

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i hope i haven't hyped it up too much, its only 1:20 in length!


2009-11-03 17:42:29

Man that's offensive, my bear was killed by a brain contusion.

He was the best bear ever...

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i'm calling you out on that one, you've never owned a bear.


2009-11-03 17:51:53

All of Michael Bay's greatest films are unbearable.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i see what you did there and i like it.


2009-11-05 20:26:50

leave it to L. Zorgatron to create a film featuring long phallic objects being projected into virgin skyscape

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i like the phrase "virgin skyscape", but yes missiles sure are phallic


2009-11-06 12:21:02

Nah man, you're going in the wrong direction. Americans don't want to see explosions or bears anymore, they want to see half-naked vampires that sparkle when the sun shines on them.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i havent seen the twilight films, but didn't transformers 2 make $1bil??


2009-11-07 18:23:10

Absolutely brilliant idea! I need to win huge sums of money so I can ship it to you, then you'll be able to make this into a magnificent blockbuster! It will be remembered as the most extreme movie of all time! :)

Sexual-Lobster responds:

if you send me $10mil i'll write you up as a producer, then people will PAY you to give them money.


2009-11-13 01:26:55


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2009-11-17 02:00:35


Funny, cant wait for GDM!


2009-12-01 12:23:29

This video made my day. I love bears. Bears surfing missiles are even better.


2009-12-02 15:13:14

this better be(ar) real


2009-12-13 02:11:13

I hope you're not serious, if they give you money they're going to expect you to speak American... you poor poor bastard. I'd miss your sweet Brisbane accent.

If you want to make the world happy, write a decent Dungeons and Dragons movie... preferably about The Hordes of the Underdark, first you would get all the D&D fans watching it... then you'd get all the Neverwinter Nights fans watching it. Americans are bound to give you money for that... it would make them money.

On a slightly related subject... why don't you make your own film?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

ha ha don't worry its a joke

i don't really know anything about the d&d world i'm afraid.


2010-01-02 18:21:06

Off Topic:
I was surfing the channels this morning and on ABC1 I saw a Parliament parody type cartoon showing in the credits of some show and as soon as I saw the Face Animations and Kevin Rudd frustrated that the Italy representative barged in with two babes, I had to say to myself, 'Is that the guy that made Parliament Deathmatch on newgrounds?'
So anyway, Congrats on the show, what's it called? Q&A or Qanda or something.

Should upload the eps from ABC1 to Newgrounds. I'd like to see them again, maybe you'll get a collection page?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

the one you saw is called "captain planet strip club" on newgrounds:

i didnt know they were replaying it!


2010-01-03 15:18:06

your name is genius

Sexual-Lobster responds:

why thank you!


2010-01-10 12:25:19

Good luck in the future I hope you launch yourself out there with this one. I just watched the Angry Dog series and i've got to say you've got real potential buddy.

Good luck mate.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks v much!


2010-01-18 11:25:47

You sir, are fucking brilliant!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

why thank you, thats very kind.