So it turns out I'm a prophet...

2010-06-24 04:14:55 by Sexual-Lobster
Updated

Earlier today Julia Gillard deposed Kevin Rudd. I predicted it would happen last June in Parliament Deathmatch.

Copenhagen went down in flames (it didn't literally burn but it may as well have) due to different nations stuffing around. I predicted that too in Captain Planet goes to Copenhagen.

So now all I need for a prophecy trifecta is for Raptor Jesus to return to Earth and devour a baby. Or Tony Abbott pole dancing, I'll take either one.


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tokillarockingbirdtokillarockingbird

2010-06-24 04:38:44

The first thing I thorght of when I heard about Rudd was parliment deathmatch.

So if your a psychic, tell me, will I die alone?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

everyone dies alone


weeerieweeerie

2010-06-24 04:49:00

Don't doubt yourself. You really need the ego boost. And, we all know raptor jesus only likes the most succulent livers on the planet....captain planet? Too eerie.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

hey, you're right, i DO suffer from a crippling lack of self confidence.


SuperLaserBeamPandaSuperLaserBeamPanda

2010-06-24 05:13:33

tell us more beautiful man

Sexual-Lobster responds:

well, i think there'll be a double dip recession, i think the housing bubble here in australia will burst, i think the smurf movie will suck...basically i'm a doom and gloom pessimist.


GrombieGrombie

2010-06-24 05:30:42

THE VELOCIRAPTURE COMES, AND YOU, GREASY MOOSE SHALL LEAD THE WAY!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

um NO i will lead the way in the opposite direction, i'm keeping my liver where it is thank you very much!!


zeedoxzeedox

2010-06-24 05:48:13

Haha, straight after I heard the news this morning it made me want to watch Parliament Deathmatch again, so I went onto NG and watched it.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

gillard and rudd probably didn't realise the advertising boost they'd be giving me. they might have acted different if they had.


SpamClambertonSpamClamberton

2010-06-24 06:23:32

I must be psychic too, because when I heard the news about Julia Gillard I was certain that when I got home you'd have made a newspost here about it.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

ZOMG tell me what is in my future?


PlaskiPlaski

2010-06-24 06:48:25

witchcraft on my newgrounds ?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

the only spells i cast are spells of love.


XyresicXyresic

2010-06-24 06:56:30

how the fuck did she get out of the kitchen?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

she has a man slave. and apparently she has a fruit bowl or something but its empty.


MysticZenMysticZen

2010-06-24 08:38:43

Submitted: 06/28/2009
Today: 06/24/2010

How close was that!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

actually in the lizard vortex a year is 4 days shorter than it is on earth!


chaosportalfilmschaosportalfilms

2010-06-24 08:58:02

I don't know which I'd rather have come true...


fabolousbobfabolousbob

2010-06-24 09:44:02

this site is full of paranormal entities..


VidGameDudeVidGameDude

2010-06-24 10:01:47

i heard eating a crap load of marsh mellow fluff gives you psychic powers

can you confirm?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i can confirm that i've not recently eaten whatever that is.


FrozenFireFrozenFire

2010-06-24 10:07:41

Hahaha that's so awesome. I really hope your trifecta happens. In your next toon predict anarchy :)

Sexual-Lobster responds:

in my next toon i will predict that my penis will inexplicably grow to huge proportions and that my hair will never fall out.


CantflyRyanCantflyRyan

2010-06-24 11:01:22

I knew your cartoons couldn't just be that crazy because you imagined the ideas... it HAD to be a well disguised prophecy.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

well, there was a lot of rolling around on the floor and frothing during the writing stage, but that's normal.


FthreatFthreat

2010-06-24 12:12:00

I do hope that the Tony Abbott pole dancing thing never comes to life. *cringe*

Sexual-Lobster responds:

be strong, friend, be strong. you can always look away.


PixmintroPixmintro

2010-06-24 12:12:34

Predict something for me then, I need some luck

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i predict...that...i will go to work today...and...it will suck.

i'll let you know how it goes.


VidGameDudeVidGameDude

2010-06-24 14:27:43

^---zing!


wheaterswheaters

2010-06-24 15:08:23

*Poke*


xWolFx6xWolFx6

2010-06-24 16:06:18

http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/xw olfx6/not-nice

take the time to look at this please sir

Sexual-Lobster responds:

wow that's beautiful.


UltraPitchForkUltraPitchFork

2010-06-24 17:08:46

What is a Copenhagen?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cope nhagen_climate_conference


boss30boss30

2010-06-24 19:27:44

ALL OBEY THE SNAKE OVERLORD!!!!!!!!!

GOD SAVE US ALL!!!!!!!!!!1

Sexual-Lobster responds:

god is on HER side.


PiGPENPiGPEN

2010-06-24 21:01:41

I'd like to correct you. You're not a psychic, "psychic" is a general term for someone with supernatural cognitive ability of some kind (mind reading, telekinesis, sensing the dead, etc).
What you are is a prophet.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

but i can do all those things too!

anyway, that seems fair, i'll change the title.


ZuorixZuorix

2010-06-24 23:15:21

when i had heard about this political nonsense going on between Rudd and Gillard i just had to come here and ask you my own question since you seem to know all about this.

Q1. how did you predict this... and please DON'T say all you have to do is believe, we all know that's a load of bull

Q2. do you think Mr. Rudd started crying after all this (i think he did you should probably make a flash about it)

Q3. lol Aussie politics are the best politics aren't they :D

Sexual-Lobster responds:

1. Rudd never had the strong support of his party, plus Gillard seemed more competent, so it seemed likely that she would eventually replace him, but no one saw it happening so quickly.

2. I think it's likely given that he cried a little on camera, poor guy. I wouldn't make a film about that, it would just be rubbing it in!

3. It's been an interesting few years, but I know a lot of other countries can boast more turbulent and volatile political scenes, the big surprise is that this happened in Australia which is perceived as being a super stable country.


PiGPENPiGPEN

2010-06-25 00:58:34

That's better. Also i'd like to point out that while one could potentially be a psychic-prophet that would depend entirely on your method for divination. Typical forecasting of events based on a theoretical model would by no means be psychic nor would convening with god count whether that convening be directly or indirectly (placing meaning into chance; fortune cookies, tea leaves). To be a psychic-prophet would require being able to either read the mind of a time traveler or be told by dead, if the dead be able to skip about time.
That's of course given that time is a dynamic dimension as suggested by the Theory of Relativity. If it is another possibility is that you could have a 6th sense that directly picked up events taking place outside of the time you're in.
Large Hadron Collider should settle that.

Also wtf? No Kevin '11?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i know, right?


OsukaOsuka

2010-06-25 01:01:09

that the power of raptorjesus
amen

Sexual-Lobster responds:

amen.


DannyJayDannyJay

2010-06-25 02:10:25

or somebody will discover the Walrus Pitt.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

that would be a sad day indeed.


YogibealYogibeal

2010-06-26 02:48:24

I actually went out of my way ( had to move the cursor all the way over to the google search) to learn about Australian politics. I owe this learning experience to you, for I had no (quack)ing clue where the punchlines of these episodes were directed. I laughed harder the second time around. I want to know; is life in Australia better than here in the States? Eventually I'd like to see it for myself and possibly move there. Plus one of my best friend's requested to me that after his death, he wants his corpse thrown to a Great White. What kind of best friend would I be if I didn't at the very least have some sort of game plan? -probably not your BIGGEST fan, Alex.

p.s. Nice Donnie Darko reference to magicJack BTW

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i can't answer that because i've never lived in the states!

what reference are you referring to?


YogibealYogibeal

2010-06-26 16:43:41

I guess I should have asked; do you enjoy life in Australia? Is it throbbing? (= Referring to the reply on the first comment, which I thought you were making a reference to Donnie Darko, maybe not. But Mrs. Sparrow (lady death) Leans into Donnie's ear and whispers ; "Every living thing dies alone.". Terrific movie if you haven't seen it yet.
p.s. Are there schools upon schools of Great Whites surrounding Australia?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

Donnie Darko is a great film, but no I wasn't referencing it consciously.

Yes, the quality of life in Australia is excellent. From what I've gathered our schools and health system are of good quality, and currently our unemployment rate is low for a rich country.

However, we do not seem to have a large enough population, or a population interested enough in animation, to support a thriving 2D animation industry. I've often considered moving to the states for that reason alone.

Great whites only seldom eat someone, and no i don't think there are abundant schools of them.


YogibealYogibeal

2010-06-26 22:57:02

That's both reassuring and disappointing all at once! Hooray for a stable economy, and boo for lack of cartoon viewers. I guess the animation trade is flourishing here in America. Can't fathom why it isn't the same down on your end. I swear by my cartoons! If it's any consolation; I tell everyone who gives a hoot about Angry Dog, and your other submissions. I even spread them over facebook to the unsuspecting, bwaa ha ha ha! Are you planning on making a second season for Angry Dog?
Also, wouldn't your whole team/band need to move over here with you? I know it's possible to correspond via internet, and make it happen. I just wonder if that would ruin the chemistry. On that note, what instrument do you play? I do apologize for my bombardment of questions. You're the only animator I've been successful in contacting. I would love to talk to Berkeley Breathed... elusive little bugger. I even found him on FB. Sigh. Thanks for responding promptly as you do.
(I'll tell my friend he has better luck being consumed by a grizzly than a great white.)

Sexual-Lobster responds:

no problem, i'll answer them all: i don't actually collaborate with anyone these days musically, its just me. thanks for spreading the word, that's very kind! australians seem to view animation as something very much for kids, its just one of those weird cultural things. i hope it changes. there are no plans for any more angry dog. i play guitar and bass in the songs. i'm not sure you could get clearance to transport a corpse here anyway if it wasn't a resident, he's much better off going with a grizzly!


MAUTMAUT

2010-06-28 02:57:53

Then you will be the 26th prophet, After mohamed of course

Sexual-Lobster responds:

im pretty sure theres been loads since mohamed, its just that islam was the religion of a succesful empire so it flourished. an invading army is unlikely to adopt my teachings. come to think of it, i don't have any teachings....yet...


ut2k4wikichiciut2k4wikichici

2010-06-29 13:23:49

Agreed mate i saw Rudds downfall coming too.

Still cant wait for your next cartoon :D

Make it a gudnn


ReaperOniveraReaperOnivera

2010-07-04 21:59:59

I think Tony Abbot fighting a hippie to the death would be more probable than him pole dancing, that is if he's a closet homo.

Ah well, I a "Prophet" too! You've just stuck with what's more probable and made it into a joke! XD

:3 It's what I would do.


walzabanks4walzabanks4

2010-08-03 12:33:46

POST PLESURRE ISLAND THREE ON NEWGROUNDS ALREADY >:( I KNOW UR DONE WITH IT I SAW IT ON YOUTUBE DO IT FOR THE FANS