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Dance of the Manwhore

Posted by Sexual-Lobster - November 28th, 2010


Dance of the Manwhore

Back in May I came up with the first verse of this song but couldn't think of anything else for it. I put the call out here and on my forum to help write the rest.

To me it is not rap or trance but manly poetry captured and beaten, then welded in place by sweaty, hairy wrists.

So thankyou Ultius and SPace, the two Newgrounders whose contributions I used, and thanks to everyone else who contributed, there was a lot of stuff that I wanted to use in the song but was too many or few syllables.

To those who are afraid that their manliness will be assaulted, don't worry, Fernando will hand you back your free will once the video has looped several times. And to those who expected Pleasure Island 4, this is Pleasure Island 4. This is what happens directly after the credits roll.

Also, if anyone wants to see more Raptor Jesus related adventures, I've started a comic called The Velocirapture that is all about his return to Earth.

Dance of the Manwhore


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"And to those who expected Pleasure Island 4, this is Pleasure Island 4. This is what happens directly after the credits roll."

I can see how this would be true, Fernando can't simply go off for revenge without a kick'en theme song to set things off.

damn straight!

ah yes the stew. I once found myself partaking of such a stew, created from potato's, steak and pure ungodly manwhore extract. I woke up 3 weeks later naked but for a single glove in a forest somewere in north Korea and someone had made a botched attempt to amputate my left foot. still, it was WORTH IT.

how can someone botch an amputation? you must have strong, manly bones.

I love you stuff!!!!

thanks!

I just wanted to tell you I LOVE the Dance of the Manwhore! My fav is "My father never loved me" part ^^
I don't know how familiar you are with gaga's song Alejandro, but everytime she say Fernando I think of, well, Fernando! XD

haha yeh i had to listen to it at work, i thought of fernando too.

I showed this to my friends and they were instantly hooked.

The title is very welcoming for new viewers.

And I can't wait for Pleasure Island... 5 I guess.

thanks for spreading the love, rynol!

I love you lol

i love you too man

Is this YOUR favorite song, hmm?

who, me? well... its ok i guess.

MAKE MORE GOOSEMAN!

yeh gooseman was a bit of a second banana this time around, but don't worry he'll turn up again.

oh and btw the song is awesome, i love the background tune alot

thanks, considering how long often i heard it while making this its a miracle i don't hate it yet, perhaps i've discovered magic?

Doesn't animating such things ever disturb you just a little bit...?

haha no its good fun.

I want to have sex with your brain.

i...hope that's not possible.

You, dear sir, lie. It's been several days now since my first viewing of this work. Several days of having it open so that it can play it's eternal loop. And I have yet to see any sign of my free will! When will I be free of Fernando's hypnotic pull?

Fernando seems to have a higher purpose for you. perhaps your purpose is to watch Dance of the Manwhore for eternity. who can say?

i've had great joy sharing this with my sister, much to her horror. love this song so much. I'll have to wait till she goes downstairs for something and pull this song up and when she puts her headphones back on- BAM! Manwhore music!

haha fernandobombing your own family, you ruthless dog you.

Fernando is awesome and so is that flash, it's the best thing I've seen on Newgrounds in awhile

thanks!

cannot forget! i died inside when he said i must eat yogurt off of you :D lol

well yoghurt is full of bacteria so eat it and you will life within you again!

Something wrong with you lol all of us too cause we love your work

thanks!

Lmao... your awesome dude.... man... im just wondering how much drugs u take a day..... dam... i smoke weed like alot....... and i cant come up with half the stuff u can... lol... ur something else.. something awesome.... Nice picture... lol ol

thanks! i don't take any drugs, believe it or not.

Apparently bleeding walruses must be passionate. Thus Fernando ordains.

just thought you should know you have been writing/singing my friends life, and the scary part is he smokes crack and will do anything for money, ANYTHING!

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