Quest of the Manwhore update

2011-03-16 20:15:21 by Sexual-Lobster

I'm working on a sequel of sorts to Dance of the Manwhore. I should have it done in 2 weeks or so, but it may be a little longer. I am proud to say I am making it with the help of a Newgrounds sponsorship!

In the true spirit of method acting, I am inhabiting Fernando's way of life in order to better portray his wild, savage beauty in the film, but only up to a point. No, I am not sleeping with beautiful women for money, nor am I subsisting on a diet of crack and yoghurt. Basically I'm growing a beard and not wearing a shirt. I'm sure there are those among you who don't consider this method acting. Well, I challenge you to not be bound by the constrictive fabric prison of a shirt, nor the cruel kiss of a razor, nay, even the moist oppression of pants for an extended period of time, without experiencing some lightening of the spirit.

Quest of the Manwhore update


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2011-03-16 20:30:32

So sexy...

Sexual-Lobster responds:

coming from someone called manly-chicken, this is a fine compliment indeed, and i thank you.


2011-03-16 20:31:04

Make love to me, you Manwhore you!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

how much you offering?


2011-03-16 20:51:52


Sexual-Lobster responds:

i prefer the name "Fernandoism". Fernandoism is a tolerant, inclusive way of life with three basic tenets:
1) no shirts (singlets are all you need for special occasions).
2) no shoes (again, for special occasion, there is the thong (in australia), or flip flop (in uk), not sure what they're called in the US.)
3) you should eat no less than 1 kg of yoghurt per 60 kg of body weight per day.


2011-03-16 20:56:33


Sexual-Lobster responds:

the blog post? i've been reading a lot of 19th century fiction recently. they talk funny.


2011-03-16 21:22:28

Off with the pants! OFF WITH THE PANTS!!!!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

only too happy to oblige. *hoist* aaaaaaaahhhh feel the breeze.


2011-03-16 21:29:18

I dig the wig!
Hoorah for the sequel!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

that's actually his real hair.


2011-03-16 21:38:37

I've tasted his seed..

Sexual-Lobster responds:

no regrets?


2011-03-16 21:44:46

I think the Fernando version of the California Gurls video would actually be less disturbing.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

you say that even after seeing the picture. well i guess there's no disturbing you then.


2011-03-16 21:59:12

i wish i had something witty to say for the spur of the moment but after seeing fernando in katty perry's scalped head, im just stunned...

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i love that you refer to katy perry's blatantly fake wig as a "scalped head", must remember that one.


2011-03-16 22:11:31

It's a shame we can't see who is mounting him.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

just an unfortunate cloud.


2011-03-16 22:19:56

When do we get to see fernando do a full frontal?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

would you pay to see it?


2011-03-16 22:22:41

fernando is.... katie perry?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

in his dreams maybe


2011-03-16 22:38:18

Oh Fernando, PLEASE don't WHIP my ASS in order to make me tell you you are beautyful, I couldn't stand it!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

your words, they say nothing. fernando's only hears the language of money.


2011-03-16 22:44:16

500 USD for your massive Australian Cock in my behind!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

wow thats generous, ok lets do this.


2011-03-16 22:44:45

This is surely going to be even better than the last one!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i hope so, but i'm expecting lots of people to say it isn't.


2011-03-16 22:58:58

oh man, he's so lucky, i could never have the complexion to pull off that kind of easter blue hue. or chest hair.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

well fernando does have a crack team of makeup artists and photographers working to make that shot perfect.


2011-03-16 23:33:38

I wish I could define the word "sex" as well as Fernando.

Sexual-Lobster responds:



2011-03-16 23:39:47

Why didn't Fernando put on a blue beard-wig?
He's totally ruining the illusion.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

hair can fall out, but a beard is for eternity.


2011-03-16 23:41:51

I'm in nothing but my underware all day, everyday. And I regularly forget to shave, so I guess I've been living the Fernando dream all along.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

for months at a time?


2011-03-16 23:45:01

Sounds delicious! In return, i shall play you the tune of my people.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

hhmmmmmmmmnnnnn no thanks


2011-03-16 23:47:30

What can I get from the great manwhore with $50? Willing to haggle ;3

Sexual-Lobster responds:



2011-03-17 00:22:10

Manwhore is such a cool cartoon.

He needs to f**k a pie. His favorite flavor should be cherry.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

fernando does not spill his seed for pastry.


2011-03-17 00:22:31

My face knows no razor; just the occassional trim from a pair of sewing scissors. However I insist on keeping my shirt on, unless I'm showing off my third nipple.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

well i guess thats ok if you live in a cold climate.


2011-03-17 00:27:24

This needs much more pixel molesting... I am so in.

But for a guarantee, I will not hold back when he gives me the grease.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i expect nothing less.


2011-03-17 00:47:39

my body is ready.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

is your wallet ready?


2011-03-17 00:54:22

Your dedication to your work sir....makes you...A KING! Godspeed with your methodology!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i need all the moral support i can get, my face is getting itchy and my girlfriend is complaining.


2011-03-17 01:04:16

As a beard aficionado, I am glad to see one man doing his part in continuing the resurrection of the beard as the most appropriate facial styling of the 22nd Century, following its concerted discrimination during the 21st. The beard is a historically-significant expression of manly potency and useful indicator of potency.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

22nd century eh, wow are you already writing this century off?


2011-03-17 01:32:13

Man, I wish I could pull off candy-wearing like Fernando and Katy... /sigh

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i bet you've never even tried.


2011-03-17 02:05:15



2011-03-17 02:10:19

lol with that hair hes probs making fun of lady gaga or stuf

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i thought about parodying her, but she gets enough attention as it is.


2011-03-17 04:03:41

-also, we need pleasure island 4.
fernando vs walrus..lobster..thing
it will be epic

it will be perverted

it will be epicly perverted.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

its not that epic really, maybe thats why i haven't finished it yet


2011-03-17 04:44:55

another song at least?


2011-03-17 04:47:07

As attractive as a sweaty dugong on july and sweet as a tasty dingleberry in the mid winter. You sure are beautiful like a combination of a liger mixed with a pig on heat. The sound of your voice is appealing like a Sasquatch on an excercycle and the smell of your hair is like a sweet but sour lemony kiss from a monk fish. They way your eyes pierce my soul like a flaming arrow shot up my hemroids but the feeling is like petting a smothered Canary that has started decaying near a land fill. They way your lips are remind me like the vagina of a camel that has lip gloss on it but Im sure your lips are more sweet like the bum hole of a strawberry.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

uh thanks!


2011-03-17 06:53:08

Man..!! I know this picture..
I mean, this is real.. Almost real,
is it from the parody ??

Check out this video ----> z5O-U
Almost like you, lol
Just kiding

Sexual-Lobster responds:

woah that was awesome!


2011-03-17 06:55:29

i feel like little girl waiting for her birthday pony!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

excellent, nothing warms my heart like little girl tears (your pony will be soiled)


2011-03-17 07:30:16

I hear you brother. Im proud to say I haven't shaved for several years now.. Im a free man.. Also, people no longer expect me to do stuff since I look like a lazy bum. The shirtlessness will have to wait until it gets warmer though.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i dont know how long i'll hold out, the complaints are coming in thick and fast now.


2011-03-17 08:22:48

I remember fernando when he was but a young lad who just wanted to fish.

Then he became a whore. A man whore. Now he has bulma-hair.

What went wrong oh fernando? WHAT WENT WRONG?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

theres only so much you can achieve in life when you grow up on a trawler.


2011-03-17 12:02:45

This is probably the 2nd most disturbing thing I've seen you do :P

Second only to Randy and his exploits with the man-whore in question.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

so ive still got room to move?


2011-03-17 12:23:24

looking foward to it.


2011-03-17 14:07:22

is it strange that i am aroused by the picture?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

no not at all, perfectly natural


2011-03-17 14:10:29

Zero863, I think he just found who he was and accepted it. Something most of us still haven't done.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

so true, so true.


2011-03-17 19:36:13

Much respect sir, you are the king!!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

aww shucks


2011-03-18 12:43:09

so are you gonna ask for our suport to help with the song yknow like you did before the first one

Sexual-Lobster responds:

no, not this time.


2011-03-18 21:22:00

So, Umm... ANYthing for pocket money?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

how low the price goes depends on how much yoghurt is in the fridge.


2011-03-19 08:03:24

Good choice ... like the hair.


2011-03-20 20:29:53

Huh, could've sworn there would be another episode for Gooseman.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

gooseman gets his own chorus this time round


2011-03-24 08:29:54

daaaaaaaaaamn who WONT have a piece of that... but looks bettah than katy :D

Sexual-Lobster responds:



2011-03-26 16:29:09

LOL Awesome pic of him...makes me vaguely remember a singer...must be just me...

Sexual-Lobster responds:

its katy perry


2011-03-27 14:00:27

It's like Fernando gaga? well Fernando it's better...hoy much does Fernando cost?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

this picture is a parody of katy perry actually, i was going to do some gaga but i thought she gets enough attention as it is.

fernando's prices fluctuate depending on how hungry he is.


2011-03-28 16:26:58

No homo, but you sound like your just bring sexy all time.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

you have gauged me accurately