Quest of the Manwhore update

I'm working on a sequel of sorts to Dance of the Manwhore. I should have it done in 2 weeks or so, but it may be a little longer. I am proud to say I am making it with the help of a Newgrounds sponsorship!

In the true spirit of method acting, I am inhabiting Fernando's way of life in order to better portray his wild, savage beauty in the film, but only up to a point. No, I am not sleeping with beautiful women for money, nor am I subsisting on a diet of crack and yoghurt. Basically I'm growing a beard and not wearing a shirt. I'm sure there are those among you who don't consider this method acting. Well, I challenge you to not be bound by the constrictive fabric prison of a shirt, nor the cruel kiss of a razor, nay, even the moist oppression of pants for an extended period of time, without experiencing some lightening of the spirit.

Quest of the Manwhore update

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foe-rvwach 2011-03-16 20:31:04

Make love to me, you Manwhore you!

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-16 20:31:04

how much you offering?

Desknight 2011-03-16 20:51:52

Man-whoreism SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-16 20:51:52

i prefer the name "Fernandoism". Fernandoism is a tolerant, inclusive way of life with three basic tenets:
1) no shirts (singlets are all you need for special occasions).
2) no shoes (again, for special occasion, there is the thong (in australia), or flip flop (in uk), not sure what they're called in the US.)
3) you should eat no less than 1 kg of yoghurt per 60 kg of body weight per day.

Osuka 2011-03-16 20:56:33

That...was...brillant!

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-16 20:56:33

the blog post? i've been reading a lot of 19th century fiction recently. they talk funny.

BizarroJoe 2011-03-16 21:22:28

Off with the pants! OFF WITH THE PANTS!!!!

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-16 21:22:28

only too happy to oblige. *hoist* aaaaaaaahhhh feel the breeze.

krazykiller416 2011-03-16 21:29:18

I dig the wig!
Hoorah for the sequel!

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-16 21:29:18

that's actually his real hair.

ifureadthisdie 2011-03-16 21:38:37

I've tasted his seed..

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-16 21:38:37

no regrets?

Renegade-Hamster 2011-03-16 21:44:46

I think the Fernando version of the California Gurls video would actually be less disturbing.

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-16 21:44:46

you say that even after seeing the picture. well i guess there's no disturbing you then.

VidGameDude 2011-03-16 21:59:12

i wish i had something witty to say for the spur of the moment but after seeing fernando in katty perry's scalped head, im just stunned...

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-16 21:59:12

i love that you refer to katy perry's blatantly fake wig as a "scalped head", must remember that one.

San7a 2011-03-16 22:11:31

It's a shame we can't see who is mounting him.

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-16 22:11:31

just an unfortunate cloud.

merlin 2011-03-16 22:19:56

When do we get to see fernando do a full frontal?

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-16 22:19:56

would you pay to see it?

ViperKilo 2011-03-16 22:22:41

fernando is.... katie perry?

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-16 22:22:41

in his dreams maybe

Uborghin 2011-03-16 22:38:18

Oh Fernando, PLEASE don't WHIP my ASS in order to make me tell you you are beautyful, I couldn't stand it!

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-16 22:38:18

your words, they say nothing. fernando's only hears the language of money.

ChocolateChipCookies 2011-03-16 22:44:16

500 USD for your massive Australian Cock in my behind!

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-16 22:44:16

wow thats generous, ok lets do this.

CyanSandwich 2011-03-16 22:44:45

This is surely going to be even better than the last one!

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-16 22:44:45

i hope so, but i'm expecting lots of people to say it isn't.

sucho 2011-03-16 22:58:58

oh man, he's so lucky, i could never have the complexion to pull off that kind of easter blue hue. or chest hair.

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-16 22:58:58

well fernando does have a crack team of makeup artists and photographers working to make that shot perfect.

FrozenFire 2011-03-16 23:33:38

I wish I could define the word "sex" as well as Fernando.

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-16 23:33:38

"sex"="job"

Lazers 2011-03-16 23:39:47

Why didn't Fernando put on a blue beard-wig?
He's totally ruining the illusion.

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-16 23:39:47

hair can fall out, but a beard is for eternity.

Zullzee 2011-03-16 23:41:51

I'm in nothing but my underware all day, everyday. And I regularly forget to shave, so I guess I've been living the Fernando dream all along.

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-16 23:41:51

for months at a time?

Mathcore 2011-03-16 23:45:01

Sounds delicious! In return, i shall play you the tune of my people.

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-16 23:45:01

hhmmmmmmmmnnnnn no thanks

queenshelby 2011-03-16 23:47:30

What can I get from the great manwhore with $50? Willing to haggle ;3

Sexual-Lobster 2011-03-16 23:47:30

A LOT.

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