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Greatest Action Figures in history

Posted by Sexual-Lobster - September 4th, 2011

I have in my possession the greatest action figures in all of history and eternity.

amirite?

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Luis 2011-09-04 21:08:09

those are lovely

Sexual-Lobster 2011-09-04 21:08:09

lovely?...or PANTSWETTINGLY AWESOME?

.......fine, lovely.

magnetic-memories 2011-09-04 21:09:10

Who's the faggot with a tuba?

Sexual-Lobster 2011-09-04 21:09:10

i...um...what?

RicePirate 2011-09-04 21:09:59

missing raptor jesus ... sorry. but decent. Also, I stopped George-Michael-ing my beard and it's gotten fairly ridiculous.

man hug.

Sexual-Lobster 2011-09-04 21:09:59

*man hug*

TokingFire 2011-09-04 21:16:04

GOOSEMAN!

Pjorg 2011-09-04 21:26:14

Beautiful handywork.

hobocrow 2011-09-04 21:32:08

i believe you are missing the yogurt

Sexual-Lobster 2011-09-04 21:32:08

fernando's yoghurt will be an expensive accessory, and as soon as everyone buys it we will re-release the action figures with the yoghurt for free with large stickers saying "NOW WITH ADDITIONAL YOGHURT!!!!"

Thefarmer100 2011-09-04 22:00:20

i want them..... name your price

Sexual-Lobster 2011-09-04 22:00:20

i will not depart with them freely. you would need to know all of my secrets.

Galneda 2011-09-04 22:07:05

Those look like DOLLS!

Sexual-Lobster 2011-09-04 22:07:05

i think you meant to say ACTION FIGURES!

Boss 2011-09-04 22:20:46

i need the elephant son action figure before you buy me in

RamUrMother 2011-09-04 22:24:25

jizztastic

bigjonny13 2011-09-04 23:27:40

Those best be pose-able.

VidGameDude 2011-09-05 00:09:45

I demand a walrus lobster doll.
or ill pay 20$ bucks for the first gooseman doll.
Preferbly with voodoo pins included.

Sexual-Lobster 2011-09-05 00:09:45

i would only consider a walrus doll if it had a fully functional mouth laser.

MacSimon 2011-09-05 00:28:14

VODOO ACTION FIGURES

CubanSpartan 2011-09-05 00:37:01

Sweet baby-eating raptor Jesus, these are immaculate. What are they made with? High quality cocaine based plastics and Fernando's beard hair? That alone would make them nearly priceless.

Sexual-Lobster 2011-09-05 00:37:01

as far as i can tell they are made with some kind of titanium-diamond fabric. either one could be used as a cudgel.

pkallmember 2011-09-05 00:49:23

Dear God, They're beautiful :O

Sexual-Lobster 2011-09-05 00:49:23

agreed.

GrimmShadowXIII 2011-09-05 00:54:54

Why would you make voodoo dolls? Bad vibes, bro. D:

Sexual-Lobster 2011-09-05 00:54:54

i didnt make them, and they're not voodoo dolls.

FrozenFire 2011-09-05 00:54:56

I will eat Yogurt off of you.
Awesome!!

Zero863 2011-09-05 01:02:54

I cannot describe...the beauty of these....figures.......I AM SPEECHLESS....

Wonchop 2011-09-05 09:27:41

I've always been firmly opposed to toys being called action figures unless they have an 'action' (whacking arms, googly eyes, etc.)

Sexual-Lobster 2011-09-05 09:27:41

as i said to to CubanSpartan, they can be used as cudgels.

numanumamike86 2011-09-05 13:23:54

u should ask raptor jesus 2 bless those holy action figures

Sexual-Lobster 2011-09-05 13:23:54

as a self appointed high priest of the order i'm pretty sure everything i do has his blessing.

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