Pleasure Island RPG + new film

2011-11-04 19:37:00 by Sexual-Lobster

Pleasure Island RPG

Play as Fernando as you quest to recover your prized squid hunting squid! (Later on Gooseman and Randy join your party as well).

The game was made by Velex using RPG maker 2003. It really took me back to the 90s when I played Chrono Trigger and one of the early Final Fantasy games. Velex has also put a lot of good jokes in there, so give it a play.

Also I've got a new cartoon out called HARDER, TIFFANY, HARDER!!! Like Milk of the Manwhore, this one is also based on a comic jam. I bet some of you thought Randy was dead, huh? Fernando didn't check for a pulse!

Also, I've started working with RealMediaDub, a Spanish dub group, to make Spanish translations of my films. First is Milk of the Manwhore. The next dub, probably next week some time, will be Captain Planet Rampage. Although I don't speak Spanish and so can't gauge how accurate the translations are, their acting sounds really good, and the sound is broadcast quality.

Pleasure Island RPG + new film


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2011-11-04 19:39:59

YES it sounds like the greatest game EVER! loved the new short man
but no gooseman in teh game O:?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

oh yeh both gooseman and randy join your party. maybe i should mention that.


2011-11-04 20:16:55

I want to play this so badly now. Do you get to ride on the Goat with Rainbows?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

you'll have to play to find out! (no)


2011-11-04 22:08:40

Haha! I remember when I told you Fernando didn't check for a pulse! Maybe you were thinking of me when I said that?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i don't think so, the phrase is in pi4, which i wrote before pi3 was finished.


2011-11-04 22:38:54

this game gave me a boner

Sexual-Lobster responds:

then all has gone as planned.


2011-11-05 00:13:46

Can i jizz over this?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

once its on your monitor you can do whatever you like to it.


2011-11-05 06:04:02

Wanna 69?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

are you a hot babe? with a name like godofvideogames i would be a little surprised.


2011-11-05 11:31:18

Most excellent indeed. I haven't journeyed with anything for so long that uses the RPG 2003 engine. This shall be immaculate.


2011-11-05 11:32:24

Will the RPG ever be uploaded on NG? And if so, can we has medals??? :D

Sexual-Lobster responds:

no, its not in a format that can be uploaded to newgrounds sadly.


2011-11-05 14:53:24

the game doesnt work on mac ;__; I HOPE THIS GAME GET UPLOADED ON NG SOON SO I CAN PLAY IT D:

Sexual-Lobster responds:

it is not a flash game so cant be uploaded to newgrounds. its not my place to judge you for using a mac...but by writing that i kind of am.


2011-11-05 16:39:42

lol this game is awesome! just got past sharkey lol

Sexual-Lobster responds:

yeh its good fun!


2011-11-05 17:26:28

Awwwe :( Anyways, just beat your RPG game. Really fun! Too bad it's so short though.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

really? i thought it was a good length - but i am not a serious gamer and might appreciate more casual things maybe.


2011-11-05 21:45:13

Actually the length of it was perfect actually. Maybe like 5 - 8 hours. I really enjoyed it actually. Was very well balanced. Would definitely love to see more! Any secrets in the game?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

well i didn't make it but velex did hide a fair few jokes in there that i found by questioning characters more than once - did you get the letter from fernando's brother hernando?


2011-11-06 09:54:51

nice game but i have a question w i cant find the quest ???

Sexual-Lobster responds:

the first thing you should do is find gooseman in manny's crab parlour, he'll give you your first quest.


2011-11-06 12:37:08

fernando have u noticed that ur pixel self in this RPG has a creeper face?
creeper=suicidal cactus looking thingy from minecraft


2011-11-06 15:58:16

Seems ManWhorerific


2011-11-07 10:53:59

Yep got the 3 cigars! What is the "Blessing" thing do though for Fernando? Never got a skill from it. I'd say you guys did an awesome job! There was walls that you could walk through time to time. Just something a little amusing. The only time it really helped was when going through the underground springs part to find Mikey. There is a wall that you can pass to get to him faster.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

oh yes the magical wall of...quickness. those are totally supposed to be there! i only vaguely remember a blessing, maybe it was a one off increase of stats?


2011-11-07 22:38:47

My Fernando was level 17 when I beat it. Also I noticed Randy and Gooseman level up a lot faster. They are level 22/23 when I beat it. So....either Fernando has to be a higher level or something doesn't work.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i noticed that, too. not sure why that is.


2011-11-08 13:13:16

Fun game but I died early on in the desert, woke up on the beach, and I was still "Dead". It never healed me and I had no way of continuing the game.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

have you made it to the pleasure island resort yet? if not that's ok, you were not very far along, just start again, but you have to level up doing quests elsewhere before you can take the desert.


2011-11-09 16:04:10

This game really bothers me. But in a good way.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

you finding it hard?


2011-11-10 21:28:52

I scanned the download link for the game using and one of the scanners came registering a virus. Copy the link location and go to submit URL on the website I pasted

Could you convert the game into a ng compatible file

Also, that hooded dude from great destiny man 1 made me think of those ninjas from Legend of Zelda: Majoras Mask; the ones in the land of the dead area

Sexual-Lobster responds:

ok, thanks for the tip-off.

no, it cannot be converted to flash.

never played any zelda games.


2011-11-12 19:08:41

This game gave me the power to turn people inside out using a spoon!!!


2011-11-12 21:05:27

looks great cant wait to play it xD -waves at u from romania-


2011-11-13 17:33:24

Epic!! I just hope you can do it backward in Irish.... hsirI ni drawkcab ti od nac uoy epoh tsuj I !!cipE


2011-12-27 09:55:01

pixlel games :D


2014-10-31 05:29:51

I had the zipped game on my computer for so long... wow, slightly buggy during the cutscenes, but a pretty fun game, completely held my attention! Of course I tried to find a walkthrough, to no avail, but still managed to finish it.

Anyway, just wanted to thank you and the programmer for the sweet game! Looking forward to installing and playing the sequel very soon! You know, you could throw both games in the NG Dump, and post the links... I'd like to think people are less wary to click on NG links, idk