The Last Supper of Raptor Jesus

2011-11-17 00:50:12 by Sexual-Lobster

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking about how you'd like to buy everyone you know a painting of Raptor Jesus eating his last meal with all his buddies for christmas. Well stop sweating because I have painted this very image and have placed it strategically on several printing sites in anticipation of your frenzied purchasing.

You can choose from loads of different sizes up to 2.4m (96") x .71m (28") at Fine Art America and a bit smaller at Redbubble. You can get a regular poster or a framed, laminated or canvas print.

A gentleman commissioned me to create this image for him, and in my enthusiasm I started it before receiving the first half of the commission. The fellow obviously had a change of heart, but by the time I realised this I had done half of it so, after much sobbing, I decided that I may as well finish it.

On another topic, I keep hearing about this Skyrim thing. It looks almost as good as the Pleasure Island RPG. But not quite.

The Last Supper of Raptor Jesus


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2011-11-17 00:59:20

You killed a unicorn. YOU MURDER!

: jk

^^retard tried to quote a comment.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

it was fun. i'd do it again.


2011-11-17 01:05:26

You are a true follower of our lord

Sexual-Lobster responds:

for as long as he allows me to keep my liver i will follow him.


2011-11-17 02:16:18

Arousing. I'll need a few minutes...


2011-11-17 02:38:02

The meteor was a classy touch

Sexual-Lobster responds:

cheers. as everyone knows, i am all class. when i'm wearing clothes anyway.


2011-11-17 03:26:24

Man that platypus looks fucking delicious.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

oh yeh we eat them all the time here, they taste like mangoes.


2011-11-17 03:59:42

It seems like they feed on spleens.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

raptor jesus gets all the spleens, he gets cranky otherwise


2011-11-17 04:00:31

That's it, you've gone too far. I have committed the Black Sacrament. Prepare to embrace Sithis.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

the only thing i'm prepared to embrace is the one true lord, our saviour, raptor jesus.


2011-11-17 06:11:33

People, if you know what's good for your livers, buy this picture as a poser or greeting card! Raptor Jesus is a wonderful person to worship! Just rememer to smear some blood from a freshly extracted liver on the mouth of each sacred reptilian, and sacrificing a young virgin every now and then also helps to reach the Velocirapture.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

like my mother always said it never hurts to sacrifice an extra virgin.


2011-11-17 08:04:53

Everything entertainment I've seen come from Australia is amazing.... is it something in the water?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

yup, danger. don't go in the water.


2011-11-17 08:08:34

i wish i could sometime go into your mind and see how it is there

Sexual-Lobster responds:



2011-11-17 09:02:28

Don't raptors have feathers?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

pfft only if you believe what science has decided since the mid 90s


2011-11-17 09:07:27

I love that elephant head yummy XD I sure can't wait for another animation i love watching them make me wanna animate more.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks, i've got another short coming in a week or so.


2011-11-17 09:29:03

Yeah, maybe your fancy tropical platypi taste like mangoes, but down here in Tassie they taste of... uh... goon.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

aha i assumed you were from the US without looking at your username, sorry ,i did know you were australian.


2011-11-17 12:48:28

This is amazing. I want this framed and on my wall.

Awesome work!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

framed versions available!


2011-11-17 12:53:14

but that means that raptor jesus will die for awe sins now how will enslave us and eat us for awe sins, awe tasty, tasty sins.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

don't worry he'll come back, death by meteor is a minor inconvenience for him.


2011-11-17 15:04:34

Is the stegosaurus judasaurus?, he doesn't look too happy. Also as soon I have money I will buy this, I need it.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

stegosaurus is in mary's place, but has a very judas expression i will agree. the one occupying judas' seat is the guy with unicorn neck dripping out of his mouth. i think he betrayed raptor jesus for a bigger unicorn.


2011-11-17 15:28:41

I love Raptor Jesus, he went extinct for your sins.


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2011-11-17 16:30:45

Hell Yes!


That works on so many different levels that I'm left almost speechless.

I give it 10 toothy, pain-inducing cheek stretching grins out 5.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks vert!


2011-11-17 20:24:11

Write the bible now!


2011-11-17 23:37:43

very well done. I think i will buy one partly to spice up my room and partly to offend my strickt catholic girlfriend


2011-11-18 08:43:50

Goddamn i want your autograph irl so bad now.


2011-11-18 11:22:25

This is amazing..Now all you need is to get the True bible published so the world shall know of The Velociorapture...that should be the next project lol


2011-11-21 01:26:57

Good God man, where are his feathers; for that matter, what is God to Raptor Jesus?

Also, do his true believers wear meteor pendants, liver pendants, or raptor pendants?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

dinosaurs only have feathers if you believe in the dogma of SCIENCE.

i don't know about pendants, true followers of raptor jesus communicate via lizard telepathy so we don't need pendants.


2011-11-22 21:39:18

but if there are no pendants how are his followers supposed to deffend against their anti evolutionist devil


2011-11-25 16:09:18

yeah I'd pay 97 dollars for a picture of dinosaurs.. Fuck you man you sold out


2011-11-29 09:46:15

Hey lobster <3 , i have a random question for you.
I just wanted to know, how is life in Australia?
I was planing to move there or get citizenship some how,but if you have the time just tell me some stuff you know about astralia :D


2011-12-02 18:43:46

my friend subbed your manwhore dance flash xD
now its also avaiable in german 1nS7U&feature=g-all


2011-12-08 01:54:15

Yesterday I ate two babies and 7 goats for our lord raptor jesus...


2011-12-11 06:31:04

i eagerly await the velocirapture