2012 predictions

2011-12-31 20:25:02 by Sexual-Lobster

any predictions for the new year?

i predict nickelback will become ironically cool to listen to.


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2011-12-31 20:26:17

black people


2011-12-31 20:27:10

I predict that a talking walrus enters the US presidential race, and then wins.

And ends poor people.

By killing them all.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

that's a bold prediction, i hope there's a super scientist out there who can make it happen.


2011-12-31 20:32:08

Shit will happen; people will complain for as long as possible to put off having to shut up and deal with it.

Then they'll shut up and deal with it, like they should have done in the first place. Same shit, different year.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thats like predicting the sun will rise tomorrow.


2011-12-31 20:37:35

Rapture! Oh wait...


2011-12-31 20:37:37

Obama gets a nipple piercing.


2011-12-31 20:48:03

Well, I don't know if it will happen in 2012, but I think a possibility is that the American economy will collapse, and China will get screwed over cause they depend on american assets.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

nah you guys have got more than a year left in you.


2011-12-31 20:52:52

Did someone say WW3?
Did anyone say that it'll be caused by the release of Newgrounds Chat?
No, but that doesn't make it any less true.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

the world needs more brave men like you to say what needs to be said.


2011-12-31 20:59:42

I'll finally get laid by a 3 headed monkey with 2 lobster claw tails

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thats a worthy goal, good luck with that.


2011-12-31 21:05:33

i love nickelback, expecially Burn It To The Ground, also my prediction is to get awesome grades next year !

Sexual-Lobster responds:



2011-12-31 21:11:17

Oh, and then Australia will get screwed over because china is their main customer when it comes to selling exports, which is where the majority of profit comes in to australia. This is because if China loses all that value (based on american currency) then they won't need more resources to make more products on the cheap. So all the prices will go up, not to mention the high inflation already happening, many countries in the world will also suffer consequently.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

revenue from mining makes up less of our gdp than is usually made out to be, and we also sell a shitload to other places like japan - also mining revenue makes fuck all difference to most of us in the cities, but as we are wired in to globalisation a general downturn in china and europe and elsewhere would certainly hurt us whenever it happens.


2011-12-31 21:19:18

I'm not in america thankfully. I'm in australia.


2011-12-31 21:20:30

You think China will get screwed over if the American economy collapses? They're just waiting for that to happen so they can move in. We pretty much already belong to them what with our trillions of dollars of debt.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i don't think that, no, eammy said that.

i did see a breakdown of us debt, only 1.6 trillion was owed to china, out of 15 or so.


2011-12-31 21:29:37

I predict i will become a global fuck'a'spot - it aint good leaving myself for Poland only

Sexual-Lobster responds:

im not sure what a fuck'a'spot is but good luck with that.


2011-12-31 21:47:38

I suppose i get my chemical licence so i can build some nasty stuff in my bathroom like the ultimate yoghurt n stuff...

Sexual-Lobster responds:

2012 - year of ultimate yoghurt. you heard it here first!!!!


2011-12-31 21:48:32

btw happy new year from germany, here it is allready 3:47 am :P

Sexual-Lobster responds:

same to you, here its 1pm.


2011-12-31 21:56:39

Nickleback and Matchbox-20 are making a comeback i know it.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

god yes ive been waiting


2011-12-31 22:10:20

I predict I will learn a new way to fap, and it will usher in a new era of something.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

pics or lies


2011-12-31 22:13:12

I will predict that your Animations will get even more Sexual :) or at least its a hope

Sexual-Lobster responds:

considering what went on this year, they'll probably get a little less sexual actually.


2011-12-31 22:23:06

I'll prolly just masturbate.

Sexual-Lobster responds:



2011-12-31 22:26:58

I predict Sexual-Lobster will bring out my inner depravities with more amazing Flash animations.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

pretty safe bet on that one


2011-12-31 22:41:09

"considering what went on this year, they'll probably get a little less sexual actually."

:( so that means less pelvic thrusting, well can i at least expect another Great Destiny Man :) fucking love those animations must have watched them like 50 times.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

probably not tbh, GDMs take aaaages to make, maybe another one towards the end of the year but they'll have to be shorter in future, the last one was just too massive.


2011-12-31 23:32:37

I predict that you will get bird eggs. :)

Sexual-Lobster responds:

fuck i hope so


2011-12-31 23:57:11

I predict that my Destiny will Cross your Destiny, And that you will be know as the Lord of The Land :D

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i hope this comes to pass


2012-01-01 00:18:25

The mighty Platypus army, a terrifying and horrific sight to behold, will finally enter it's final duel with the accursed Fungi ranks and the fate of Earth and the Universe will at last be decided...

Sexual-Lobster responds:

yeh all this universe uncertainty is playing out badly on the markets, we need certainty damnit!


2012-01-01 00:23:46

my prediction is a vague one of sorts...

balance will be restored, an unquestionable act of selfless love will be expressed by such a human, and sadness and joy will befall the witnesses of such noble triumph.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

if you develop that right, get sean penn and meryl streep on board you'll get an oscar for sure


2012-01-01 00:47:50

I predict that SOPA gets rejected.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

let us hope


2012-01-01 01:32:02

I predict that I will be the best ever and better than all the rest ever.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i hope this comes to pass


2012-01-01 01:35:14

i predict the ww3 will begin with america against sweden because of the butter crisis and at the end maybe the swidish will eat the americain alive or velociraptor will kill us all

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i hope this comes to pass


2012-01-01 02:42:35

We will evolve into a more divine form of life as our chromosomes expand and transcend us into higher consciousness, where we will end all forms of war, government, and suffering, ushering in a new era of enlightenment and happiness as we transform the world into a utopia, the second Eden.

Let's hope this has nothing to do with dogs doing science.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i hope this comes to pass


2012-01-01 02:43:15

i predict that i will discover a new sex position!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i hope this comes to pass


2012-01-01 02:58:09

A man in a velociraptor costume kills a bunch of people, is sprung from jail by a religious group believing him to be their savior and remains on the loose indefinitely.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i really hope this comes to pass


2012-01-01 03:08:37

im going to be the positive one and say EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST THE SAME, aside from something new from apple.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i hope this comes to pa-...fuck it, i hope apple goes bankrupt


2012-01-01 03:48:51

Obama's going DOWN!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i will enjoy watching the circus from a distance


2012-01-01 03:57:52

virtual reality games

the sooner, the better (and make it like kirb's idea where you can fully customise yourself in any way)

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i hope this comes to pass


2012-01-01 04:37:36

Just make me cartoons, Lobster; because if you doooooooooooooooo.
There's another briefcase full of stylish sun glasses for youuuuuuuuuuuu.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

another? im still waiting for the first one.


2012-01-01 04:44:13

AI intelligence will become self-aware through our cellphones first.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

if its truly intelligent it will stop all this facebooking i keep hearing about


2012-01-01 06:16:00

I already like Nickelback

Sexual-Lobster responds:

ironically though, right? i mean, i know that's not what irony actually is, but it has also come to mean liking something that you know is utter garbage in order to troll others.


2012-01-01 06:21:13

Pointless things will occur, get raised into a huge deal and end up with a new war.
Africa will continue to be ignored by the world even though it's a huge part of it, and people will piss on the edges of the toilets to make less noise... you know, the usual.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

cheer up dude


2012-01-01 07:24:29

Somebody wil fap about a minute or 2

Sexual-Lobster responds:

cheer up dude


2012-01-01 08:58:46

That's only one prediction, not 2012.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

you got me


2012-01-01 09:45:14

After closing most websites and torturing any opposers, the USA will declare war against China because it became the 1st economy worldwide. It'll be the end of the world, the Mayans knew it

Sexual-Lobster responds:

that sounds like something that would take 10 years, not 1


2012-01-01 10:08:40

I predict There Will Be Blood.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i saw that, didn't really like it


2012-01-01 10:29:35

the president of U.S will always be black.
The Australia's not gonna have another big flood.
We will survive .
and Fernando will fight pico.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i think fernando would see pico as an ally, why would they fight?


2012-01-01 10:45:02

I predict that pretty much the whole world goes to shit. I live in Norway, and should be safe. But our virtual money (which all value these days exist in) is built on platforms spread throughout the world, which exists on other platforms. The vacuum/black hole of our economy (The US) is sucking the strength to support out of these platforms, with an evergrowing debt (now 56 trillions) that is left unpaid. The value is sucked out of the world with this debt, since someone is always paying the debt that is unpaid through work and dependence.

So, when the US economy no longer can make other people pay their debt, a random war will break out (to produce, to make money) and with today's nukes that are left unused are seen as the only option left, the world might end in a catastrophy.

The internet will end, I think. A bunch of new SOPA's are introduced all over the world, and people will eventually grow tired of resisting. At the same time, we are being scared shitless by national terror, making us beg for the government to take our rights away to protect us from the unlikely threat.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

cheer up dude


2012-01-01 11:07:40

Wait... SOPA... Perhaps the mayans were actually referring to the internet?
Oh shi-

Sexual-Lobster responds:

im just happy we're only interested in adopting their calendar predictions and not their relentless human sacrificing.


2012-01-01 11:13:27

all world leaders will take there true forms as talking animals

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i hope so, no more hiding


2012-01-01 11:40:32

For the sake of argument, I predict that nickel back will not become remotely cool to listen to. As long as they keep doing what they're currently doing, my prediction will not fail.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i don't know what they're currently doing. sucking? maybe you're right, maybe they have to actually stop before they can become cool.


2012-01-01 11:45:32

I think apocalyptic metal will become mainstream, because it's 2012.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i hope this comes to pass


2012-01-01 12:09:45

I predict that Kim Jong Il will get shot at. I also believe Mitt Romney will be elected president and will give thousands of dollars to the Mormon Church.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

why would anyone want to shoot a corpse. and thousands is a pretty sad donation from the president, you mean billions right?


2012-01-01 12:45:06