2012-01-19 09:44:28 by Sexual-Lobster

Cops on fire with erections.

Read the comic it's based on.

Sadly, there are no erections in this film, well, their existence is implied but not graphically depicted. Also there's no fire. Fire is mentioned at one point, but again not depicted. Also, there's no cops, at all.

My friend Peter likes to print zines. He gave me one he made which contained a 5 page comic he had drawn with a friend of his, Tom O'Hern. I thought at first that it wouldn't take long to make it into a film, that it would mostly be extreme close ups with a mouth library for each character. But once I started I realised there was a lot more action than I thought and that it would be crap if I just half-assed it, so that's how I ended up spending a flaming buttload of time on this. It's quite long, I think it's a bit over 4 minutes.

There's other bits in the comic that I haven't included in the film. At one point cartoon versions of Peter and Tom find themselves in prison and then things get a bit rapey but it didn't have much to do with the Cat and Death character so I didn't animate that part. Also the vegetables near the end in the comic are capsicums, but they don't really fit in eye sockets and I think they're known as peppers anyway in most places so I changed them to cucumbers.

Anyway, enjoy it if you can.



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2012-01-19 10:05:04

Crime Fighting Spiders With Boners.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i'd watch it


2012-01-19 10:50:16

Well that was a lame bunch of stupidness.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

yeh i know right


2012-01-19 10:51:19

I've actually thought that the more recent stuff from you was a bit lacking, and didn't really hold up to some great flashes from you.
But this was hilarious, absolutely knocked the ball out the park.

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2012-01-19 10:55:59

Your sick

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i am fighting fit my friend how dare you impugn the integrity of my robust constitution.


2012-01-19 12:09:27

Then Sexual-Lobster looked at what he made and saw that it was good.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i need to not look at it for at least a month now


2012-01-19 12:29:03

Raptor Jesus save thy soul!

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2012-01-19 12:35:45

As soon as they stood before the cucumbers, I couldn't help but see it coming.

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2012-01-19 13:13:57

you never fail to amuse us


2012-01-19 14:46:03

That was disturbing.

But the manatees were pleased.

As always.

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2012-01-19 16:01:50

When will you release the background score for Cops on fire with erections?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i dunno, i wasn't really planning to.


2012-01-19 18:39:58

Why was the cat referred to as he when she was clearly pregnant (therefore female) I don't know why, but this bothered me.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i'm not sure myself, i'll have to ask the writers


2012-01-19 19:48:20

I have to read this comic. Can I find it online? If so, where? HELP ME OUT BRO

Sexual-Lobster responds:

sure can, ive added a link to the bottom of the post


2012-01-20 04:51:26

smoke weeds everyday , he?


2012-01-20 13:57:27

I bet sexual lobster is getting annoyed at all the WHAT DRUGS YOU TAKING GIVE ME SOME...really? I would. Why do I have to be under the influence to come up with pure comedic gold?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

yeh its interesting that people assume that, i think drugs might help with thinking laterally or somehow getting around a creative block but if you use them often you'll end up writing gibberish.


2012-01-20 20:41:15

Remind me of The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy,except this one is better because of explicit language and sexual contents.


2012-01-23 11:04:20

Sorry, I thought you were sick.


2012-01-29 16:59:00

amazing :d but ay miss your fucking songs you now :D ghet back to what your good man :D

and ...ay ghot some drugs whant..soome ? :d


2012-01-30 04:27:13

This is one of my all time favorite videos of yours. A friend of mine and myself quote this video on a daily basis whether it's to each other or to ourselves when we are alone in the dark.

Thanks for such a great influence and Great work!

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2012-01-30 10:50:27

It was..fucking great...!!!!
I'm Gonna make my own religion...the god will be Sexual-Lobster
the Jesus , Fernando
The bible.. A Book with a walrus portrait and Also Enchanced with Smell of squids
But the only difference will be that fernando didn't die and...He killed them all cause they all were squids tryng to kill him before he became the powerful beast that he is now!!!

Pd: Ill watch your videos till my death!..they are too damm good!!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i used to list my religion as "fernandoism"

there are only 3 tenets of fernandoism:

1. shirts are discouraged.
2. shoes are discouraged.
3. eating yoghurt brings you closer to fernando.


2012-02-04 21:25:59

flash idea:
How to get scouted as an artist?

You must climb mount Fujiyama naked and train with ninjas in thongs in pedo bear masks. Walk a thousand miles with a polar bear attached nipple to nipple with you by 2 rings. Eat a daemonic baby as a sacrifice to cock joke and give your asshole to all the ninja you trained with. Then and only then can you be considered to be scouted.
(If you get considered and you suck at art your asshole is property of stripper pedo ninjas, polar bears, the devil and anyone that tells a cock joke)

Newgrounds is serious shit.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

that all sounds painful, i'd rather stay in my safe room.


2012-02-05 19:52:45


Sexual-Lobster responds:

me too, friend.


2012-02-18 15:12:53

I'm still waiting on those Gooseman sunglasses, I tried finding a pair on several online stores but they have none.

Whenever they do come out, send me a PM; I need to be the first to know such that I can disguise myself in the act of perpetrating several illegal activities including, but not limited to, defenestration

Sexual-Lobster responds:

the closest thing is probably rayban aviators, like these except with silver rims, NOT gold. /rayban_aviators.jpg