Sexual-Lobster's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Kurm Frog Teach ABC]

i like kurm he teach. hail comrade great bird.

[Skincraft]

hey hey hey

i will have to confess i have never played minecraft, and am only vaguely aware of what it is, but there is a gooseman skin, and a fernando skin by none other than yourself, so it must be awesome!!! you seem to be a gun coder these days swain!

The-Swain responds:

I made this original Fernando for you, old friend. He inspires me to new heights of seediness at every turn. It's only appropriate we ought to meet each other like this once again.

[Cripple Cannon]

wow im finding this hard

but fun, and delightfully brutal.

[Newgrounds Worm]

nice concept, great art

i vote for bluehippo

[Super PSTW Action RPG]

well...

this was far too complex for me, but when i get frightened i tend to freeze and vote 10.

[Mastermind: World Conqueror]

have a safe drive home

hey swain, loved it, played it for a few hours when i really should be working, its addictive! i like how it appeals to a latent desire to annihilate the planet that so many people seem to have.