Sexual-Lobster's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[ONEY2012]

I don't have a facebook. Does this make me a selfish child-molestor? Yes, I suppose it does...

RicePirate responds:

Don't have facebook?! No wonder you're so damn productive!!! High-quality animation, child-molestation, AND tending to your beard .... I always wanted to know how you did it!

[Prosnorkulus]

i enjoyed it

i don't know guy 2 down i liked the dubstep - is it all free to use, if so that is awesome.

i can see the passion you put in this, keep going, i like this style of film and i'd like to see what you can do with a few years of practice.

MiddleFingerRings responds:

'tis all from the audio portal, with permission from the artists. Thanks for the support, lad! Love your toonery.

[The Steven Seagal Show #1]

that was awesome

loved it, great characters, really polished.

ken9000 responds:

Thank you so much! You're one of my personal heroes!

[Inanimate]

dddaawwww

that was sad.

nice work RP keep it up!

RicePirate responds:

Don't be sad. I wouldn't be, if I had the sexy man-beard.

[Jurassic Tard]

WHODDAWEGONNADOMISTERHAMMOND???

10 stars for the triceratos drop kick

nevarky responds:

Awww man, you don't know how that makes me feel, really... glad you dig it.

[Nyan Caxx]

that was awesome

really well done, great ending!

redminus responds:

Hey wow jeez thanks mate!

[Anime fight!]

brilliant.

the very first episode of dbz i watched, it was goku building the spirit bomb against freeza for an entire episode. with frequent cuts to whatever unrelated shit bulma was up to. i didn't watch it again for a year (i eventually got into it).

the namek saga was really bad for this kind of clownery, it got a BIT better later but not by much. anyways, this was hilarious, good work.

peixeaquatico responds:

<> thanks

[Sarthak The Unforgivable!]

nice

this was funny, but i think i actually preferred it without the ending, i liked the idea that the massive lizard was the real sarthak and they all loved him.

ScaredyDave responds:

I actually was thinking the same thing for a while, but I thought this way kind of tied it all up a little easier (and helped solidify the theme.) I definitely almost went (and probably would have went) that route if it wasn't part of the tournament! By the way, I am HIGHLY honored with your review, I love your work man!

[Velociraptorism]

you know

i wish i was a velociraptor.

RageNineteen responds:

Well, Raptor Jesus is your Lord. It's only natural.

[Quest for the Front Page]

catchy title

i was excited the first time a film of mine was put on the front page. i haven't seen your other films so i don't know what you have or haven't tried.

but generally i think you're best served by aiming to make the best film you can make, not by making something just good enough.

you could have gone a lot further with this idea. you could have presented us with a stirring adventure story of a man willing to go to any lengths to get on the front page. or a comedy about someone who's life was blighted by a lack of front page glory. but we got one character patting his dog and the impression that you only begrudgingly use flash in the first place.

Ham-head responds:

Thank you for the review! I've always been a fan of your Angry Dog flashes and its nice to see that you have viewed my work.

I could have gone further with it but it is meant to be in the same vein of the film it will accompany and the humour had to have our British style of irony/cringe and the fact that the character's struggle is actually pretty pathetic is exactly what I wanted to achieve.

It was just me having a little bit of fun :)