thinking about how you couldn't eat before made me really hungry, i'ma go eat some salmon and potatoes
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i could still eat it was just awkward and bits would stay on my face
I've never seen a picture of you before, and even though I'm not gay, I'm strangely attracted to you. It's definitely that beard... You stay true to your username. I'm just gonna assume that you're a lobster below that picture.
DAT BEARD!
i've got to say the radically trans-species surgery was expensive and painful but i've never regretted it.
automatick beaard punchatron 9000!!!
man it sucks not having facial hair ;(
Just between you and me? JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME? YOU JUST SHARED THIS WITH ALL OF NEWGROUNDS, WHAT THE HELL MAN, I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL WHAAT! >:'(
what i meant by that is that there's no way my girlfriend would ever read my newgrounds news posts
Which reminds me... This is off topic but, there's a guy in my statistics class that really, really look like Gooseman... I mean... he has messy/wavy brown hair and he wears the same sunglasses ever single fricking day! I was like, have I seen him somewhere before...? lol
does he wear them inside?
@o@ your ear looks so complicated
really? i guess i have highly evolved ears.
Your beard is made of pure sex
it was taken away by the garbage truck this morning.
That explains why Fernando ate so much yogurt
fernando trims his moustache frequently so it doesn't interfere with his yoghurt habit.
You coming to the Aussie NG Meet in a few weeks?
there is one?
I think she wanted you to cut it because she was afraid you would attract other woman, trust me, they cant resist the lumberjack penis!
yeh i can't argue with that.
I don't know why, but I read all your responses to comments in Fernando's voice... It's like he standing next to me reading them...
Hey man, I love the beard and can't wait for greta destiny man 2. The first one made me lol hard. Also I tried growing a beard about a month or two ago but it just ended up making me look like a hobo. :( Yours looks great.
let me tell you i was called a hobo numerous times
Oh by the way, I can't imagine your girlfriend actually calls you Chris during sex. She must be exclaiming Sexual-Lobster more often than not, right?
i've tried to get her to call me that but she just won't.
You kind of remind me of Beardyman when he had his beard a bit longer. Awesome stuff.
If you need a VA for your next animation(s), PM me =D I'd be more than willing to help :D
thanks for the offer.
Just how I imagined the great Sexual-Lobster to look
Yeah he wears his glasses inside too! But, not when the lesson starts. lol :P
to obtain a proper man whore beard you must issolate yourself from everything. you must cast your sails and head out to sea to hunt the imaginary giant squid you can see but no one else can. you must obtain a spear through unscrupulous sex. and finaly you must limit your eating habits to a constant diet of crack and yogurt. if you live by these rules then a man whore beard is what you will obtain
i have never read anything so true before.
atleast there is 1 man who knows what a beard means ^
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ill believe u are a prophet if u have a glowstick like they got in the future...
dumdumsrock
I'm really looking forward to Great Destiny Man 2! loved the first one, and your beard is epic.......you manwhore you
Sexual-Lobster
it will be bigger and better and generally possess more destiny than the first one!