Picture them over the top of the Squidhunting Manwhore loop - fast paced and monotone.
It would be rapped by Fernando, if anyone remembers him.
Here's what i got so far:
Love as large as brontosaurus
Passion like a bleeding walrus
Our love is real it's no mirage
Want to lock you in my garage
BTW Fernando is a kind and gentle soul, sure he's creepy but no explicit violent stuff please.
I know the garage line is seedy but it's meant in a playful way, I think there's a line of good taste.