party time....???

2010-10-09 02:33:33 by Sexual-Lobster

hey dudes
i've done a short comic called Gooseman goes on a date, you should, like, read it or something. if you don't, i'll know.

anyway, i finished up at my job yesterday

i have bought 2 cartons of beer and stocked up on both real and junk food

how should i spend however much time off i have before a temp agency calls me with something, (or failing that enough time elapses that i start to feel guilty about being unemployed and seek work out myself)?

should i:

a) embark upon a ruthless regimen of yoga, rigorous exercise, healthy foods and protein supplements; this is a good opportunity for self improvement

b)drink the beer as quickly as possible, hit the local dvd store like some kind of vacant-eyed cyclone

c)endless back to back pornography marathons, avoid girlfriend

d)do some arty project or something

party time....???


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2010-10-09 02:44:03

I like to think that endless porn and beer seem to go well together, so how aobut merging B and C, and in any time left work on D. Yoga is a losers past-time.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

damnit this isn't subway you can't mix and match, i have to do something 200% or not at all!

actually who am i kidding it will probably be d+b+ 25% of a - yoga

actually i've never done yoga before so doing it now without tuition would probably be dangerous.


2010-10-09 02:52:00

Start with C...then when you hit rock bottom you decide to clean yourself up with A...that lasts about 10 minutes before deciding C is a good enough way to keep healthy. Then D later when you feel worthless.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

but what if my time off ends before i get to d? actually, the answer to that is nothing. nothing at all.


2010-10-09 04:23:23

Why don't you try to selling organs?
Not the squishy kind though, but the musical kind!

(Updated ) Sexual-Lobster responds:

what, like door to door? online? the large nature of organs make them hard to peddle.
i had a 1970s organ once, it was fucking huge. it even had a drum machine. samba, rhomba, it had it all.

*edit* i just looked up rhomba and turns out there's no such thing. so i guess the drum machine just had samba and a whole bunch of other beats i can't remember.


2010-10-09 05:20:34

You should do ALL FOUR. Its what I usually do when I have time, Watch movie (or use it as background noise), eat ANYTHING, Stretch out/do a little Yoga or meditation in the shower, and Continue working on TRYING improving my lifestyle and projects and other things, ohhhh MASTURBATION IS AN EPIC STRESS RELIEF!! Do it whenever stressed!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

mas...tur...bation? is that like big debate? i'll look it up and give it a try, thanks dude.


2010-10-09 05:40:18

No party time. it's "Get to work" time.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

what, so don't do any of them and just find another job?

2 thumbs down to that my friend


2010-10-09 05:54:06

A, B, C and D.

All at the same time.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

no no no,
beer and chocolate milk are both good, but you don't want them both in your mouth at the same time.

so in this analogy, I'M the beer, and WORK is the milk. and we just don't combine well.


2010-10-09 06:14:01


Note, not E, that would be stupid, much less G (really, monkeys? what are you smoking?), F is the correct option, go wild!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

no guidance as to the direction my wildness should be aimed at? do you mean like, frenzied, primal, bug eating wild?


2010-10-09 06:51:11

D!!! Always D, oh well i guess you can drink while doing D... PS: Pleasure island 4 :3 that would be nice, thaaaaaaaankkksss :)

Sexual-Lobster responds:

oh yeh that old thing

actually its half finished, but ive put it aside for the moment, no i'd like to do some comics for a change


2010-10-09 08:13:36

You oughtta organize a collab sometimes.. Heck, I'd join...

Sexual-Lobster responds:

is that where people become my willing slaves and work on my projects for no money? cause i could go for some of that.


2010-10-09 09:11:18



2010-10-09 09:12:33

^---ignore that
it's already be taken...


2010-10-09 09:42:09

Y'know there's something you should know
So I'm gonna tell you so
Don't sweat it
Forget it
Enjoy the show

Sexual-Lobster responds:

poetry? at a time like this? ?! this is no time to rhyme!


2010-10-09 10:02:30

Option B. Drink the time away. You only live once and this is an excellent opportunity to show life that you don't even begin to give a hot damn. When all else fails you have alcohol on your side, at least until it betrays you in the morning when it attempts to stab your brain out with a rusty pair of pliers.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

finally an answer that doesn't take my welfare into consideration, thank you sir.


2010-10-09 10:53:39

B, C, & D sound like the hot ticket. They should, in fact, all be done at the same time. Fap and animate, whilst drinking heavily, and watching Lucio Fulci movies.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

with so much competition, animating would come a poor third i think.


2010-10-09 11:41:05


Because I care about you.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

mmnnnaawwwwww thhhaaaaaaanks maaaaaannn


2010-10-09 12:29:01

B fo show

Sexual-Lobster responds:

well one day in and that's what its been so far. my life long ambition to see iron man 2 has been achieved.


2010-10-09 12:58:13

Go to the dvd store, find some kind of discount bin and dig up some gold. I bought Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, a bunch of B versions of famous sci-fi films (I am Omega - I am Legend, The day the earth stopped... the day the earth stood still, some other shit) anyway, watch some of those, drink the beer to make them tolerable. that way you can bond with your girlfriend. (at the middle! HI-OH) and ya know, if it all goes well it'll inspire a hilarious art project.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

aah yes the asylum films, the youtube previews have warned me about them. this one i saw yesterday was sherlock holmes fighting dinosaurs. now i'm not saying that if the robert downy jnr film had dinosaurs it wouldn't have been better, far from it, all i'm saying is that if the robert downey jnr version had dinosaurs it would have been WAY better.


2010-10-09 13:54:49

You need to embrace your destiny and go on a drunken murder crusade across the entire world. Leave your pants at the door you won't be needing them.......
oh and yoga can go suck a cack

Sexual-Lobster responds:

that sounds like your destiny, my destiny must be defined and categorized by a list before hand and that's not going on the list.


2010-10-09 14:03:10

visit me. i have latex, 80's action movies, and a turtle.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i'm waaaay to cheap to board a plane anywhere. wwwaaaaaaaaayyyy too cheap. wwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ... you get the idea.


2010-10-09 14:56:51

well if that can't be on the agenda, then with all seriousness i say A. personal health is the root of good motivation and productivity. embrace fleeting youth by crafting good habits and routines that will prolong it in your future so you can be a spry, thickly moustached senior proudly bearing a hello kitty tattoo on your inner thigh and a swath of leathermans and fish hooks around your belt, truly ready for the world.
the porn marathons of today will not be remembered tomorrow, and fine arty projects will come naturally when you dont feel run down. boozing and dvd store ransacking is enjoyed best i think when not actually planned.

but as always, avoiding girlfriend is top priority.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

except for that last sentence that was extremely, dangerously sensible, sucho. seriously i'm getting worried about you.


2010-10-09 16:20:28

its certainly not because i feel my youth frantically being siphoned away in porn files and ps1 saves, oh ho no sir. i'm totally an employed, functioning, blissfully ignorant, well loved, and attractive member of society.



Sexual-Lobster responds:

run towards poverty! embrace privation and abstinence!

i am facing an even bigger crisis though: i don't know which project to work on, i've got a few going and soon after i start something i get sick of it. i never used to be so fickle.


2010-10-09 16:41:39

I just have to come up and say i love your random humor and style in the comic. And the name sexual-lobster genius!!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks yourix!


2010-10-09 16:42:23

lol. i was always that fickle. thats why i never have anything to my name, i only ever get stuff done when i have the pressure of a collaboration goin. but really my bigger problem is that i'm unemployed and dont get paid for what i do regardless.
if all your pursuits are weighing on you equally in terms of interest and personal devotion. then go for the one with the potential for the biggest revenue. easy. its a soulless way of looking at it but thats how life goes

Sexual-Lobster responds:

damn, well for the moment we are brothers in unemployment, but i hope you find something you like.

NONE of my potential projects would bring me money, except for maybe $100 of newgrounds ad revenue if im lucky.

but your right i have to choose between them based on "interest and personal devotion" as you put it, the problem is that shifts around.


2010-10-09 17:41:53

well for me revenue is my only decision for choosing projects :C i dont have such luxury. well maybe then if your interest waivers, the only other priorities i can think of is if you're a) building a better portfolio or b) building a brand. for a) try and stick with what option looks the most different to previous work. or if you want to build gooseman, captain planet, etc into your personal emblem on red/white/black banners and chants left on everyone's lips - go in that direction. as for being able to stick to it. i got nothing for ya. let me know if you figure out how to do that one

Sexual-Lobster responds:

option A sounds like what i SHOULD be doing...


2010-10-09 19:01:03

What about doing a Fernando T-shirt? :D

Sexual-Lobster responds:

mmrrnnnn t-shirts,

actually i'm wearing one right now from a few years ago: ymoose


2010-10-09 19:39:10

d] pleasure island 4

you know you want to >:]


2010-10-09 20:19:34


and what about T-shirt with your other characters? :D


2010-10-09 20:26:46 only have t-shirt in white? :(

I would buy one in color with gooseman and the text WHERE IS THE WALRUS PIT?
epic win


2010-10-09 21:19:34

Well... B, drink the beer and pass some time, save some for the time you watch all the DVD's after you plunder it. Drink yourself into a stupor, most likely scar your liver a bit thanks to the generous amounts of alcohol you've indulged yourself with. Recover from the worst hangover in the history of humanity, or your life. And then seek for a new job.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

so i should try and condense 2 weeks of drinking into what, one night? and then look for work immediately? i'm going to need more persuading


2010-10-09 21:25:10



2010-10-10 00:32:33

Embark on a ruthless marathon of your girlfriend and snacks, with breaks inbetween to be arty and paint her (or the snacks). All whilst watching the seinfeld dvd box set, which you can rent from your local dvd store.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

aah yes i remember when george tried sex and eating and tv together, what a glorious hero, that man has blazed a trail that the rest of us can only dream of following.


2010-10-10 00:33:13

^ Oh and get drunk before doing any of this.


2010-10-10 00:39:52

think you should get as drunk as possible, break into an aquarium, steal a walrus and give it some cheap whiskey, and finally release it into a hotel swimming pool. If you can train the walrus crave human flesh then your night is truly complete.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

oh shit you know you had a good night when theres a man-eating walrus in your swimming pool surrounded by the corpses of your friends.


2010-10-10 01:00:07

B! Thats always fun. Once i went to a bestbuy drunk off my ass and bought some headphones... But on the way back I lost the headphones and about 50 bucks. Im pretty sure that wont happen to you since you're going to rent a movie.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

haha nice one man. i can't quite top that, but while at oktoberfest i bought one of those expensive, ornate steins and dropped it within 10 minutes.


2010-10-10 10:46:34

go to Indonesia, come on!


2010-10-10 21:32:01

Flip a coin, think about it later.


2010-10-28 21:25:50

I'd say you should get back on writing your memoirs. You know you can't live forever and we both know that people need to know about your hilarious, yet somewhat tragic exploits around the world.

Oh, and there's like, no effort needed.