Captain Planet Rampage

2011-02-12 08:23:44 by Sexual-Lobster

***edit*** - The person behind the interviewer account has an interview with me up on their page, if anyone is interested.***

Captain Planet has had a rough couple of decades, but he's still around and still rocking the mullet.

Captain Planet Rampage

This was one of those projects where I really thought it would take less time than it did. However, Captain Planet is an awesome character and great fun to draw (especially that mullet. I had a hard time keeping myself from constantly exaggerating it and making it huge.), so it wasn't really painful until the end when I had a whole bunch of lame stuff like blinks and backgrounds to do.

For my next project, I'm thinking of doing another Fernando rap film. I've written lyrics, but I think they're only 80 or 90% as good as the first song, so I should probably work on it some more. Or maybe I should finally finish Pleasure Island 4, hmm...

Also, DID YOU KNOW that Captain Planet has a blog? I recommend reading it, its pretty fucked up.

Captain Planet Rampage


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2011-02-12 08:31:35

I saw it on your website earlier this evening. It was still in "Beta" for some reason, what was changed? Also, it was sexeh. Then again, everything you do is sexeh.... so sexeh.....

you are implanting sexeh rays in your movies, aren't you? Is this your evil scheme for world domination (And by domination I mean mass sexification?) Cause if so, we'll gladly welcome our new lord and master.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

yes, yes, yes and yes...yes...and yes...yes, yes and yes...yes.

i've been making minor touchups to it all day. i put a beta version up because i wanted some feedback, in case something was glaringly wrong with it.


2011-02-12 10:19:32

fucking evidence !


2011-02-12 10:42:35

You should try switching from a flash-made website from something HTML5 based :p

Sexual-Lobster responds:

but you can't switch from something from something. you have to go TO something.


2011-02-12 11:11:41

Nice job. That was great. :)

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2011-02-12 11:51:53

well, I learned today that Frittata is no a verb.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

you didn't know that already???



2011-02-12 17:01:20

I loved it when Robot Chicken made Ted Turner of Warner Bro. Co. go all captain planet on his employees.

Remember that episode?


2011-02-12 17:03:41

MORE CAPTAIN PLANET?! You sir, may be the recipient of an awkwardly long hug.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i do hope so.


2011-02-12 17:35:20

Please finish Pleasure Island 4, you sexy manbeast.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

oh it will get finished, some day.


2011-02-12 17:49:57

fucking Hulalaoo !


2011-02-12 19:19:35

Gia should have his kids in the next one... and he doesn't pay child support. Little half gods running everywhere. lol

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thats an awesome idea, i wonder if they'd inherit the blue skin, green hair and compulsory lack of pants.


2011-02-12 19:53:41

Well, I could help you redesign that site with more interactivity if you'd like.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks for the offer, but I'm happy with it as is. It's only function is to host my films and forum really.


2011-02-12 20:34:14

The kids just has mullet chest hair... even the girls.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

mullet chest that even possible?


2011-02-12 20:54:41

It totally is. Captain Planet rips pieces of his mullet and the torn hairs latch onto anything it touches.. forming good and evil in the universe.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

magic mullet? ...or chunks of mullet taped to things...hmm...


2011-02-12 22:17:24

Well, that's one way to talk about air pollution.


2011-02-12 23:06:09

On the subject of mullets: do you think you will ever give Captain Manlove and the mulleteers another shot at animation glory?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

probably not, no. they had their chance AND THEY BLEW IT.


2011-02-13 02:01:04

I thought Dance of the Manwhore WAS Pleasure Island 4... :O

Sexual-Lobster responds:

HA HA you fell for my prank! feel the bitter shame trickle through your bowels!


2011-02-13 02:28:41

good stuff! oh yeah will you make another Angry Dog?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

there's always a chance aniboom will ask me to make more. but the chances are slim to none.


2011-02-13 03:57:09

I love you.


2011-02-13 04:49:20

On the next episode of the explosive new hit soap drama series: "Captain Planet"
After his bloody rampage of destroying that which he loves, he falls fast to the ground, only to awaken in a strange room, with a bubble suit on. His whole live has been nothing but the dream of a horribly disfigured man with an immune system difficiency caused by a food coma that left him discolored and unable to interact with the environment around him.

How will he cope? Will he wear pants? Why is his mullet seemingly growing on the outside of the bubble? And when will the rape weasels stop eating me slowly limb by limb? Tune in next week for the stunning conclusion of the end of the seasons series finale of "Captain Planet"!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

holy shit that's dark. i'd watch that.


2011-02-13 05:16:36

I think if i pitched that idea to a tv show maker/producer/director(whoever the hell deals with that shit) They'd probably open a trap door to a pit full of animatronic barneys with only lady gaga and jonus brothers music playing. Needless to say, they probably wouldn't like it all to much :P

Sexual-Lobster responds:

yes i tend to agree with that sentiment, but this is the internet, im sure you could make it happen.


2011-02-13 06:18:59

The Australian Happy Harry. Amazing work as always mate. Oz represent.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i'd rather think of happy harry as the british sexual lobster, i'm probably alone in that though.


2011-02-13 13:24:01

Honestly Master-Samus, Happy Harry And Sexual-lobster have no real similarities other than both being very good at animation and have silly flashes at that. Both have distinct styles and besides, comparing two people to each other on a site like this is kind of stupid any way lol

Anyways back to the sillyness about my show pitch idea. Just like all of my ideas, it would probably be shit on, eaten by silverback gorrilas, used as fertilizer for a field of cocaine plants, snorted by some rich douche who would puke it back up into the sink then eventually it would be back to me in my drinking water at a point when i had completely given up on it. Then again, a lot of ideas that have gone through that process have been put through before, how else could the shit on mtv be dealt with then miraculously put on to television like its the new shit that everyone should watch?... And i must stop now before i make a 10000 word post on your poor comment board lol

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i would agree with that, i don't think my stuff is similar to happy harry's. we both use flash but that's about it.

i can't watch most shows, there really is only about 1-2% of tv programming fiction (not counting news) that appeals to me, so again i'm with you.


2011-02-14 03:42:52

sweet irony


2011-02-14 13:23:26

I see you and Captain Planet have something special going.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

yup its 3 times now, we're going steady.


2011-02-14 18:38:29

Your strange humor always gets to me, I'm not exactly sure what it is either. What did you inject into these animations to make them so stupid yet strangely funny at the same time? Anyways thanks for making yet another brilliant animation and I hope to see more in the future!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

radish juice. what else?


2011-02-14 18:54:50

easily the best play screen out of all of your flashes. god damn, you people make some funny flash cartoons. brings a tear to my eye.

and believe cpt. planet has a frankenmullet.

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2011-02-14 19:09:28

This is absolute crap- but it's the best crap on the internet and I like it, good job!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

YOU F- oh, thanks!


2011-02-14 20:12:26

That was Like eating snorting a combination of captain planet, Acid, and awesomeness. Oh yeah DONT EVER FRITATTA SOMEONE


2011-02-14 22:37:49

you brought planet back!!!!!! i knew one day you would do this!!!! oohh chris, you are god, from now on I'm praying to you, no more jesus...oh my god...ejmm chris

anyways i loved it... i said in a comment to you, time ago: you are getting better and better ... but this is to much.. i mean like.. what's next? btw your comics on yr web page are also getting so sweeeeet, also the stuff you made for weebl hedghog and thouse... so cool!!! cheers from the other side of the planet, man!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks v much!


2011-02-15 03:14:29

Are you still based in Goldy?

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2011-02-15 10:16:33

Pardon my lingo I was referring to the Gold Coast.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

aaah. no, i've never lived there.


2011-02-15 19:48:15

Oh for the sweet love of the horrible taser filled stentches of sweaty brine blood... please finish Pleasure Island Four; my mental mind will bleed though it's anus in awe of your awesomeness.

Meanwhile the use of TazeGloves to make an old man cum...

Sexual-Lobster responds:, dude.


2011-02-15 21:35:08

Hilarious as usual!

It's really a shame that you and many other flash developers don't have your own television shows. It would actually make TV worth watching.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

the thing about tv shows is that they're so long that you really need some A+ quality writers to make them worthwhile. its pretty easy for guys like me to come up with the occasional 2-3 minute script, but writing 10 or 20 X half hour episodes is a whoooole other dimension of difficulty. this is why american tv seems to produce so much average stuff. if they made six episodes a year instead of 20 something episodes, you'd have less content but it would be of a much higher quality. thats my opinion anyway.


2011-02-16 12:36:01

Well , it is on the top 10...thank god...Because i NEVER break a promise.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

*phew* i'm relieved, i didn't want that on my conscience.


2011-02-16 18:24:37

I don't know why, but I feel like Captain Planet should be in an 80's Hair metal band along with other washed-up cartoon heroes like Lion-O and He-Man in one of the most awesome music videos ever.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

that could work
i can't make hair metal music though
perhaps they could be in a new romantic cabaret band? that i can do.


2011-02-16 20:15:59



2011-02-18 21:05:08

What sorts of materials and how much of them do you abuse each day? :O


2011-02-19 14:39:56

I love your captain planet spoofs, reminds me of a time where i still had my innocence and watched captain planet on sundays before running around kicking old people and accusing them of killing the planet. I looked at his blog and it may be one of the most awesome things i have ever seen. Also i think you should work on pleasure island 4 then get the next fernando rap 100.5% as awesome as the last one, just small increments in awesomeness plz our brains cannot handle too much more awesome, and i can't wait to see your next video.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thats true, it would be a mistake to acceleate to 200%, the world could not handle it. glad you liked it!


2011-02-20 02:50:02

I vote for Pleasure Island 4.


2011-02-20 04:38:04

hehehe..this was great..if you're still considering whats on the site a beta version i has sexah feedback..none of its really needed cuz i can't think of much that this flash NEEDS, but it'd be funny xD

1.) it woulda been cool to see him shoot a beam with his mullet (but hard to animate id think) like if he did the forward headbang and the long part of his hair went in front of him and shot the beam of sexiness

2.) an ass beam (yeah i'm a perv dammit)

3.) it was a week ago that i watched this so i can't be sure if there WAS a litterer..but if he SAW a guy litter, instead of blasting him, he should physically beat the hell outta him with a sexeh metal/rock track playing while the beat down occurs

anyway good job! twas very sexy...very sexy sexy it was sexilicious...

Sexual-Lobster responds:

hmm an ass beam, has that been done yet? i should totally do it.


2011-02-20 13:30:05

You should take lyrics from the community like last time! :D
But first finish pleasure island 4. You Walrus.


2011-02-20 13:51:41

I'm sorry to say sir, but I CAN use fittata as a verb!
I am the unmastered grammer master!
Ya got that ya (explicit adjective)?! Be careful or I'll (verb) you up!

I joke I joke, your animations are always great. Too bad there haven't been any angry dog flashes in a while, I truly miss them. Keep up the good work (smiley face)
I joke again, this flash was absolute crap!!
No it wasn't.. it was awesome.

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2011-02-21 19:01:40

Nice flash! i think that if you make that in ''solo project'' you are really really talented xD i love your flashs!! it was awesome nicely done :P

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2011-02-25 12:08:07



2011-03-05 01:27:04

Captain Planet goes on a rampage was the funniest thing I have seen on NG in years

Sexual-Lobster responds:

glad you liked it!


2011-04-24 12:17:58

looks REALLY like hes about to fart... but hes captain planet so that does not happen... OR DOES IT!?