Great Destiny Man 2

2011-06-16 01:12:32 by Sexual-Lobster

Great Destiny Man 2 is on its way, I'm thinking it will take a few more weeks, and will hopefully be up here early-mid July.

Thankyou again to Newgrounds who is sponsoring this glorious and noble film.

I didn't think I'd make another Great Destiny Man because I had so much trouble drawing the weapons and the backgrounds last time, but I found that I kept having ideas for him. I'm finding this one a lot easier than the first one, 18 months of practice has made a difference.

In other news, I recently tried to grow a glorious manwhore beard. It got as long as the photo below, but my girlfriend complained every day and eventually I caved in and trimmed it. Just between you and me, eating was getting a little challenging.

Also, I've put a new song up. Well its not new at all, but I realised I'd never put it up here.

Great Destiny Man 2


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2011-06-16 01:25:38

Yeah, every time I grow a massive beard I end up shaving it for no other reason than I couldn't eat anything properly withou eating my moustache hairs too.

Instead I'm just gonna grow dali moustachios. Easier to eat, and just as cool :D

Sexual-Lobster responds:

on the plus side, hair is high in protein.


2011-06-16 01:25:52

Always starts out looking like pubic hair.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

you must find the strength to push through the pube barrier


2011-06-16 01:30:26

manwhore beards are notoriously hard to maintain, but so sought after in hip communities. i prefer the cool-guy-stubble

Sexual-Lobster responds:

but you can't pull on stubble thoughtfully


2011-06-16 01:39:07

OMG it's the REAL man-whore.

I'm sure you can invest in some special effects fake hair online. q4Dog
It'll be a thrill seeing you act and perform live in person when you go to NG meets.

And I agree, facial hair is a hassle, it's itchy, it's hard to eat, you have to constantly groom it.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

groom? what is this groom you speak of?


2011-06-16 02:14:33

You are one sexy bitch. <3

Sexual-Lobster responds:

why thankyou!


2011-06-16 02:48:32

...holy shit...
THE Sexual-Lobster, and you reply to like all of these blog posts. EPIC.

I just wanted to say, all my friends and myself included love all of your videos, and that beard is just simply amazing. You know what I would do if my girl asked me to shave my beard? Shave it, then glue it to her chin, so she can experience it's awesomeness first-hand.

Sexual-Lobster responds:



2011-06-16 02:55:28

Handsome beard dude. cutting that down was a crime!
i have been thinking by my self that when you will make sequel to destiny man. it was funny as hell. rush it up please

Sexual-Lobster responds:



2011-06-16 03:08:45

Nice beard, wish i could grow one, lol. You don't look very happy there, did your girlfriend take that right before you trimmed it?

As a fellow Australian (from Dalby, Qld) i'd like to congradulate you on showing all the americans on here how awesome, talented and funny some australians really are, lol.
Btw, can you make more movies about capitan planet, politicians and stuff, and where do you live, brisbane? sydney?

Also, when is Pleasure island 3 coming out?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i took it just before i trimmed it, so yes i was crying inside.

im kinda done with politics for the moment. more cp is a possibility though


2011-06-16 03:12:22

I mean Pleasure island 4, lol.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i have no idea when #4 will be done at this point. not for a while.


2011-06-16 03:15:34

can i just at least pretend you look like Fernando

Sexual-Lobster responds:

when i draw his creepy eye CU shots i glare into a mirror for a reference, so i guess sometimes he looks like me.


2011-06-16 03:17:31

"Just between you and me, eating was getting a little challenging."

Eating...eating what? ;)

Sexual-Lobster responds:

anything. and drinking was irritating. there was always excess fluids around my mouth. oh and one time i blew my nose and...yeh


2011-06-16 03:26:07

Jesus Christ your sexy

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i know i know, its a curse i must bear alone


2011-06-16 04:07:00

Now that's a nice looking beard! Bravo ;D

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i agree!


2011-06-16 06:59:40

That's why I have myself a chin beard. It's stylin, I can stroke it while pondering and the girlfriend likes it.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

hmm stroking IS important


2011-06-16 07:14:37

Holy shit dude that beard is glorious, and a Great Destiny Man 2 I can't wait. Also did you see that guy on QandA this week who said he didn't believe in gravity?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

heh yeh what an asshole


2011-06-16 07:33:52

hunh...i pictured you looking more like gooseman :D
good luck to you on the project!


Sexual-Lobster responds:

im sure youd see it if i was + shades and - beard in the picture


2011-06-16 07:35:45

Yeah... That beard has great structure, coverage and thickness. Quite an impressive specimen. A shame it was shaved off. Now, by girlfriend, do you really mean boyfriend. Just looking at your aura and correlating it to some of your flashs I've seen. Lol.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

aura? what are you a shaman?


2011-06-16 09:18:04

I've always wanted a beard so i could hide crayons and stuff in it

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i dont think mine was ever sticky enough


2011-06-16 10:29:18

My beard always looks (and often feels) like a greasy mess of pubes.

If you don't mind stubble, but don't like "shaving", I suggest taking a "hair buzzer" (you know the ones) and plowing through your face.

Perma-stubble ... can look sexy too.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

yup thats what i ended up doing, no smooth face for me


2011-06-16 11:57:23

Sexy like a broken hip - the beard so manly and so thick. Shave the girlfriend say you must - off it goes, with much fuss.

Crying like a little girl - covered in yoghurt, all alone. The beard that once was is no more - time to swallow your sadness with a manly whore.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

that's...beautiful, man.


2011-06-16 12:19:04

I'm really looking forward to Great Destiny Man 2! loved the first one, and your beard is manwhore you

Sexual-Lobster responds:

it will be bigger and better and generally possess more destiny than the first one!


2011-06-16 13:02:20

thinking about how you couldn't eat before made me really hungry, i'ma go eat some salmon and potatoes

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i could still eat it was just awkward and bits would stay on my face


2011-06-16 13:15:35

I've never seen a picture of you before, and even though I'm not gay, I'm strangely attracted to you. It's definitely that beard... You stay true to your username. I'm just gonna assume that you're a lobster below that picture.


Sexual-Lobster responds:

i've got to say the radically trans-species surgery was expensive and painful but i've never regretted it.


2011-06-16 13:33:32

automatick beaard punchatron 9000!!!

man it sucks not having facial hair ;(


2011-06-16 14:07:37


Sexual-Lobster responds:

what i meant by that is that there's no way my girlfriend would ever read my newgrounds news posts


2011-06-16 15:02:01

Which reminds me... This is off topic but, there's a guy in my statistics class that really, really look like Gooseman... I mean... he has messy/wavy brown hair and he wears the same sunglasses ever single fricking day! I was like, have I seen him somewhere before...? lol

Sexual-Lobster responds:

does he wear them inside?


2011-06-16 15:59:38

@o@ your ear looks so complicated

Sexual-Lobster responds:

really? i guess i have highly evolved ears.


2011-06-16 16:20:13

Your beard is made of pure sex

Sexual-Lobster responds:

it was taken away by the garbage truck this morning.


2011-06-16 20:55:40

That explains why Fernando ate so much yogurt

Sexual-Lobster responds:

fernando trims his moustache frequently so it doesn't interfere with his yoghurt habit.


2011-06-16 22:45:27

You coming to the Aussie NG Meet in a few weeks?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

there is one?


2011-06-16 22:48:49

I think she wanted you to cut it because she was afraid you would attract other woman, trust me, they cant resist the lumberjack penis!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

yeh i can't argue with that.


2011-06-17 01:59:12

I don't know why, but I read all your responses to comments in Fernando's voice... It's like he standing next to me reading them...


2011-06-17 04:28:42

Hey man, I love the beard and can't wait for greta destiny man 2. The first one made me lol hard. Also I tried growing a beard about a month or two ago but it just ended up making me look like a hobo. :( Yours looks great.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

let me tell you i was called a hobo numerous times


2011-06-17 05:50:52

Oh by the way, I can't imagine your girlfriend actually calls you Chris during sex. She must be exclaiming Sexual-Lobster more often than not, right?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i've tried to get her to call me that but she just won't.


2011-06-17 07:38:16

You kind of remind me of Beardyman when he had his beard a bit longer. Awesome stuff.
If you need a VA for your next animation(s), PM me =D I'd be more than willing to help :D

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks for the offer.


2011-06-17 12:08:44

Just how I imagined the great Sexual-Lobster to look


2011-06-17 20:13:09

Yeah he wears his glasses inside too! But, not when the lesson starts. lol :P


2011-06-18 03:02:58

to obtain a proper man whore beard you must issolate yourself from everything. you must cast your sails and head out to sea to hunt the imaginary giant squid you can see but no one else can. you must obtain a spear through unscrupulous sex. and finaly you must limit your eating habits to a constant diet of crack and yogurt. if you live by these rules then a man whore beard is what you will obtain

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i have never read anything so true before.


2011-06-18 06:46:59

atleast there is 1 man who knows what a beard means ^


2011-06-18 10:09:07

ill believe u are a prophet if u have a glowstick like they got in the future...


2011-06-18 13:09:08

I wish MY boyfriend would grow a beard; he insists on shaving it when it gets any longer than a few millimeters... *sighs*
I remember... my ex used to use conditioner on his beard. Now he's bitching to me because his new girlfriend makes him shave XP's a horrible thing to complain about beards.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

a woman who appreciates beards, you are a rare treasure


2011-06-18 13:10:45

PS if you ever need a female voice actor for anything....
I work for free, and I have no job, so I'm not busy. lol.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks for the offer! but my girlfriend insists that she does all the female parts.


2011-06-19 05:22:24

Quite frankly, I want to burrow in it.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

any sane man would


2011-06-19 15:04:56

can u answer this question?

do u have an awesome glowstick like they got in the future? if u do ill trade bird eggs for the glowstick

Sexual-Lobster responds:

errrrrrm... sure i got one, its not for trade though


2011-06-20 14:26:56

hmmmm... and what about a replica of your spear for the bird eggs?

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i don't have a spear. fernando's spear is a metaphor for my penis, and why would you want a replica of that when you can have the real thing for $5?


2011-06-21 21:09:53

Hm... do you think of having him in a scene battling ogres? Maybe... Ogrewhores? And they fight via the power of... love... be like those hippies. But then... Great No-Destiny Man shares with them anger and brings trouble upon himself and ends up battling once happy ogres...

...and maybe the ogres can lay bird eggs for you... that hatch up mini-Fernando's!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

nope, no ogres.


2011-06-23 12:24:32

You really have to continue Angry Dog

Sexual-Lobster responds:

i have no plans to make more of those.


2011-06-24 14:46:35

last offer: i get to make love to a brontosaurus with passion like a bleeding walrus
and that we may prepare a stew later after th enight the brontosaurus and i had sex
in exchange for BIRD EGGS

Sexual-Lobster responds:

good luck, apparently the brontosaurus never existed, it was bits of two dinosaurs.


2011-06-24 14:47:21

u cannot tame my juicy lust so please accept the offer


2011-06-24 20:04:05

That beard is so boss, its like a non-cartoonized Fernando! Next you should go for the Gooseman hair.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

its winter here and i have no haircut related plans any time soon